glookum 

stringy, film like substance that comes off your hands when you rub them together. (dirt and sweat built up from the day that rubs off in clumps/strings)

I rub the glookum off my hands and put it in my schnauzer's food.

glookum by Pookie Penguin September 19, 2015

gookumpucky 

Any form of eye booger.

"Clear that gookumpucky out of your eye! Gross!"

gookumpucky by BrynnMG March 16, 2008

Glookus

A person of questionable character who displays shifty behavior.

Also, a person with an affinity for foods rich in saturated fat and/or gummy bears from Firdaus' office.

Daniel, you are an immense glookus

Glookus by Glookus Monitor December 1, 2017

Gloakum 

When one shoves a turned on lightbulb in their asshole, then proceeds to masturbate, creating glowing white cum.

I found this old lightbulb, I think I might use it to Gloakum

Gloakum by BJ221 March 6, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004