glookum

stringy, film like substance that comes off your hands when you rub them together. (dirt and sweat built up from the day that rubs off in clumps/strings)

I rub the glookum off my hands and put it in my schnauzer's food.

by Pookie Penguin September 19, 2015

gookumpucky

Any form of eye booger.

"Clear that gookumpucky out of your eye! Gross!"

by BrynnMG March 16, 2008

Glookus

A person of questionable character who displays shifty behavior.

Also, a person with an affinity for foods rich in saturated fat and/or gummy bears from Firdaus' office.

Daniel, you are an immense glookus

by Glookus Monitor December 1, 2017

Gloakum

When one shoves a turned on lightbulb in their asshole, then proceeds to masturbate, creating glowing white cum.

I found this old lightbulb, I think I might use it to Gloakum

by BJ221 March 6, 2024