Germin'

To intentionally intake harmful bacteria with the intent of becoming ill.

Dude, I licked every railing at the mall up and down the other day, I was germin' hard.

by Mikey Thunder January 16, 2009

Gurkin' Gobbler

A woman who loves to gobble penis for breakfast, lunch, dinner and a midnight snack. This term is only used for females that gobble gurkins as using it to describe a male is just fucked up.

Joe: "Hey, heard the chick from the bar gave you a little tounge-on-rod action last night!"

Bob: "Yeah, she was a world-class Gurkin' Gobbler."

by SloppyHoe November 29, 2010

Gerpington

A sexy Stripper who will give you free lap dances, but only on Tuesday
Love's to milk people so be ready to get milked.

"MMMMM MILK ME GERPINGTON"

by BoopDeDoop September 28, 2013

gherkin dick

A white boy who thinks he is cultured and woke but is actually an impotent loser with a dick with the shape, size and texture of a gherkin.

That guy you are chatting to on tinder seems like a complete gherkin dick. You can do so much better than that.

by Roseeanna June 6, 2018

Surprise Gherkin

To have sex with a girl anally when she isn't expecting it. Usually done in doggy style. Similar to that of finding a piece of gherkin on a cheeseburger when you thought you had got them all off.

God damn my ass is sore today. My boyfriend Surprise Gherkined me last night... He's such an ass.

by Miek* September 10, 2008

Gerning

drinking alot of alcohol

i cant believe tim is gerning this early in the morning

by mfgrizzly January 9, 2012

gherkin

When you take a huge shit and after the pain resides and you get that glorious feeling...that feeling is what is known as a gherkin. A gherkin can best be characterized by that radiating feeling around your asshole due getting that huge log outa' there.

The gherkin is named as thus because the pleasure it is associated with is comparable with the feeling of eating a delicious, sweet gherkin pickle from the Thanksgiving pickle platter.

A. Last night I pigged out at that Mexican whole-in-the-wall down the block. Today I took a huge dump and afterward I experienced the gherkin of all gherkins accompanied by the spicy tingling of jalapenos. That gherkin made my day...way better than having an orgasm.

B. You're really fucked up.

C. You make my dick sad.

by Gher Kin November 3, 2009