gurkin

a small garden gnome-like creature that also serves as an immature fruit or human.

Look at elsey...shes acting like such a gurkin!

by weezyfbaby69 February 26, 2011

Gurkin

The flab of skin underneath your chin

Olivia: haha I'm gonna touch your gurkin
Old Lady: no you are gonna stretch out my gurkin and make me look older

by whipman1234 February 17, 2019

Gurkin'

To uselessly mope around. Not really contribute to anything. Not being successful on a daily basis. Leaving large trails of a mess around everywhere you go.

"Mark didn't even go to class today. He's just gurkin' around like a sloth and didn't even do the dishes."

by Lord Goochsack December 12, 2014

Gurkin

Eating something very intensively

He just gurkined an entire plate of nachos!

by BreakfastJam October 6, 2020

Gurkin

When you deviate from the topic of the conversation by recounting an extremely long life story.

Kid 1: "Where the heck were you all morning?"
Kid 2: "I wanted to go outside but my mom gurkined me during breakfast for a whole 2 hours."

by PsychicMelon April 25, 2019

Gurkin

Something that is found funny or made you laugh.

Damn that video is gurkin!
Dude, Devon had me gurkin last night!
Haha that's gurks my life!
Lmao that gurked.

by RJYOUNGMONEY March 29, 2016

slurpin-the-gurkin

the act of performing felatio

that hoebag can slurp the gurkin like pro

by icebox February 14, 2003