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To uselessly mope around. Not really contribute to anything. Not being successful on a daily basis. Leaving large trails of a mess around everywhere you go.

"Mark didn't even go to class today. He's just gurkin' around like a sloth and didn't even do the dishes."

Gurkin' by Lord Goochsack December 13, 2014

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gurkin

a small garden gnome-like creature that also serves as an immature fruit or human.

Look at elsey...shes acting like such a gurkin!

gurkin by weezyfbaby69 March 13, 2011

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Gurkin

The flab of skin underneath your chin

Olivia: haha I'm gonna touch your gurkin
Old Lady: no you are gonna stretch out my gurkin and make me look older

Gurkin by whipman1234 February 17, 2019

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Gurkin

Eating something very intensively

He just gurkined an entire plate of nachos!

Gurkin by BreakfastJam October 6, 2020

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Gurkin

When you deviate from the topic of the conversation by recounting an extremely long life story.

Kid 1: "Where the heck were you all morning?"
Kid 2: "I wanted to go outside but my mom gurkined me during breakfast for a whole 2 hours."

Gurkin by PsychicMelon April 25, 2019

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Gurkin

Something that is found funny or made you laugh.

Damn that video is gurkin!
Dude, Devon had me gurkin last night!
Haha that's gurks my life!
Lmao that gurked.

Gurkin by RJYOUNGMONEY July 5, 2016

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Gurkin

This words means that ur a d riding ( if you do not know what that means, it also is another word for glazing , if u also don’t know what that means search it up cs i can’t help u )

Yo why is Justin gurkin me so bad rn

Gurkin by Itsmemanha June 20, 2025

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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