Florida Homerun 

Having anal sex with a senior citizen.

There's nothing like scoring a Florida homerun while shopping ta Publix.

Florida Homerun by TwistedC November 22, 2020

Florida Man 

Florida Man is an elusive entity that only comes out at 1:00 am it's usually seen at gas stations or at playgrounds this entity can be very hostile don't drink monster energy near this entity it can smell it from miles away,don't shine your flashlight at it it hates anything to do with light,Don't drink any sort of alcohol if it gets ahold of alcohol Florida Man will evolve into it's final form. How can you tell if it's a Florida Man? The first sign that you encountered a Florida Man is the smell if you smell,if it smells like sweaty moster energy with a hint of pee then it might be a Florida Man. The second sign is that time and space seems like it has stopped. If you have one of these signs it's not to late run as fast as you can.The third sign is reality is starting to shift objects just start appearing out of nowhere.The last sign is Florida Man itself it's usually floating in the air ong stained anime body pillows if you're seeing this it's too late to turn back,You're one of us now.

Kyle:Is that a Florida Man?
Karen:Omg it is!!!

Florida Man by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

florida snow 

cocaine

- a lot of coke comes from through florida
- coke is white-ish. kinda got a tint 2 it. but snows white also so. u get it

hey, got any of that florida snow

florida snow by kevin the sno man April 22, 2006

florida or germany 

it's actually called germany or florida
it's a game invented by loveline co-host adam carolla in which listeners call in with freaky anecdotes regarding sex or some shit like that, and adam and dr. drew try to guess if the origin or the story is germany or florida

"germany or florida" is the pimpin' theme song sung by adam carolla

florida or germany by kat December 15, 2003

Florida Breezer 

A Florida Breezer is when you are chillin' at home with your friends and let a nice hot fart out in front of a fan that was cooling everyone down in the room. The fan than redirects your gases toward all the people you are across from. Best done when the fan is in the "turning" mode to maximize the spread.

Man we were all coolin' at Rick's smokin' some weed when he gave us all a Florida Breeze!

Fat Jenny tried to hit us with a Florida Breezer but we grabbed the fan and pushed that shit-wind back at her!

Last night my bitch gave me a Mexican Blowjob So I gave her a Flo-beezy the next day.

Florida Breezer by eMM October 23, 2012

florida nacho

Where you spread your GF's vagina open and cum and piss in it. Then you dip your balls inside and have your GF lick the cum and piss off.

Me and Beth had some hot florida nacho tiem.

florida nacho by Sunioncarrot11 October 27, 2013

Florida Vibrator 

When you are hitting it in the seat and she farts.

Man I was going to town on the seat and my girl gave me a Florida Vibrator.!

Florida Vibrator by assajjventress January 29, 2016