off tha hook

Awesome, cool, fun, no restraints

Man, our party is off tha hook!!

by Emm September 08, 2003

Demi Moore

A 43 year old has-been actress. She's dating Ashton Kutcher who is 28 years old. That's just sad.

You're dating him? YOU are such a Demi Moore.

by emm February 12, 2006

MPA

Massage Parlour Attendant. One who gives you a happy ending.

I was at this Asian MP last night and the MPA there gave me a horrid HJ, her hands were like sand paper. Good thing I only paid $30.

I went to this place in Chinatown for a quick release from an MPA and the place got busted. I was charged with being in a bawdy house and given a fine of $500.

by eMM December 15, 2012

Scarface Party

This is when you host a party, in which at some point you watch the movie Scarface. Every time a character in the movie does some cocaine, so must everyone else. The winner gets more cocaine.

Yo, after that Scarface party at Jen's house I was still high for a week.
That coke at the last Scarface party I went to was fucking amazing

by eMM August 25, 2013

BBPS

BBPS - Bare Back Pussy Slide. When a women will rub your penis with her genitals without having you penetrate her. This is can be useful if you want to COB (cum on body). Some SPs and MPAs will let you do this; though it's not recommended as one could easily penetrate the vagina by mistake. While the act itself is relatively safe, the chance of accidentally penetrating the vagina makes it too risky for most seasoned hobbyists.

Is also sometimes called BBCG - Bare Back Cock Grinding.

See also Pussy Slide, Russian sex, BBFS, BBBJ, Italian sex. MP.

Yo' last night I was getting my BBBJ at a message parlor... All of the sudden that hoe jumped up on me and started to BBPS. I had to slap her before I got her preggo.

by eMM December 15, 2012

Heatwave

When lying in bed and one let's out a smelly and juicy fart, they rid themselves of rancid air by using a blanket to fan the smell towards some other unsuspecting victim. Also known as a Missouri Wind in some places.

See also: Florida Breeze.

I gave my dad a heatwave while he was on the computer. He did not like it much.

by eMM November 28, 2012

Florida Breezer

A Florida Breezer is when you are chillin' at home with your friends and let a nice hot fart out in front of a fan that was cooling everyone down in the room. The fan than redirects your gases toward all the people you are across from. Best done when the fan is in the "turning" mode to maximize the spread.

Man we were all coolin' at Rick's smokin' some weed when he gave us all a Florida Breeze!

Fat Jenny tried to hit us with a Florida Breezer but we grabbed the fan and pushed that shit-wind back at her!

Last night my bitch gave me a Mexican Blowjob So I gave her a Flo-beezy the next day.

by eMM October 23, 2012