The Drunken Gandhi

A person who turns into a philosophical human rights activist while intoxicated. Though pretty normal while sober, usually this person would go on and on about their philosophical bullshit while under the influence. And God forbid if they detect another drunken Gandhi in the vicinity to discuss/argue with ... usually screws up the night for the Drunken Non-Gandhis who just want to enjoy their time.

Friend 1: Dude ... Sunny just had two beers ... I bet he's gonna turn into the Drunken Gandhi again.
Friend 2: Shit we should keep Jimmy away from him otherwise this night is fucked !

by MrFoulMouth April 13, 2013

Sleep Drunk

When you get so tired you end up saying/doing things that make no sense and/or you regret

Ki was so sleep drunk that they ended up laughing about meatloaf till three AM

by comander_kiwi January 11, 2016

Dutch Drunk

When you're so drunk that people can't tell if you're drunk or Dutch.

Andy was Dutch drunk on Saturday night, I couldn't understand a word he said!

by Rik Rik Rak May 1, 2020

rock star drunk

Drunk to excess or extreme with /associated wild or crazy behaviour. Rock stars that set the precedent include Mick Jagger and any member of the Rolling Stones, amongst many other well known rock stars.

"Mum was rock star drunk last night and fell through the motel hotel window"

by simatt March 12, 2008

buy-a-vowel drunk

So drunk that speech is slurred and words are mispronounced, with vowel sounds often being omitted.

First published by sporswriter Rick Reilly.

I went to the Bears game this weekend wearing my cheesehead, and the fans there were buy-a-vowel drunk. I couldn't even comprehend their pathetic excuses for insults.

by Toadaron December 4, 2010

Calling in drunk

a. A valid excuse for calling out of work when you've partied too hard the night before.

b. Evading responsibility via alcohol, i.e. court, child care, blind dates, birthdays

We partied until 5am and I passed out on a homeless man... definitely calling in drunk today.

by Hudson Riley August 30, 2013

New York School Bus Driver Drunk

being legally drunk / intoxicated to the point where you think its ok to drive little kids around and argue with them all.

Nick: "Hey broski, what did you do last night?"
Matt: "Oh man, I got New York School Bus Driver Drunk last night"
Nick: "sounds like a fun time"
Matt: "oh it was, i tried to tell those little bastards to sit down and shut up but instead they deliberately disobeyed me. All the slurred speech in the world couldn't control them."
Matt: "Also I signed my daughter up for boarding school"

by Tri-State Vocaburist January 6, 2010