Dickstraction

Synonym: cock-block

When you almost got her out the door of the club, but another guy trolling the exit comes up and talks her away.

When a girl (friend) asks you to run interference while a guy is talking to her that she's not interested in.

Go stand by the exits and cause a dickstraction so she doesn't go home with him.

by Nikki N Curtis December 17, 2023

Dickstraction

Synonym: cock-block

When you almost got her out the door of the club, but another guy trolling the exit comes up and talks her away.

When a girl (friend) asks you to run interference while a guy is talking to her that she's not interested in.

Go stand by the exits and cause a dickstraction so she doesn't go home with him.

by Nikki N Curtis December 17, 2023

Dickstraw

When a partner/lover sucks the remaining nut out your penis with a straw.

"She gave me head and the used the dickstraw on me".

by Josiahrobertslover January 16, 2024

Dickstracted

the act of being distracted by sexual thoughts of a male.

I wasn’t paying attention to the movie because I was dickstracted.

by ChaoticKarma April 24, 2024

Dickstracted

Being too busy with your dick to bother with anything else.

I was gonna pick you up from work, but I got dickstracted.

by Billy13D March 16, 2024

Dicksturbed

Having penile disturbances.

Kevin: Damn dude, why do you look so dicksturbed?
Ross: I sprayed a load of fragrance on my dick and now it burns like hell. I want to kill myself. FUCK.

by madlad1991 November 24, 2024

dickretardedsuckermucker

A whore who sucked so much dick she became retarded and died.

MFER 1: You know what happened to Stacy?
MFER 2: Man she a dickretardedsuckermucker
MFER 1: Damn what a tragedy

by Heatrandevourerofhats December 26, 2024