Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Billy13D

Fappetizer

"No way I can make it through this dinner without a fappetizer."

Fappetizer by Billy13D December 7, 2025

The diarrhea you get specifically from indulging at Taco Bell.

"Yeah, I had bell-bottoms this weekend, and not the pants. Pants were involved, but I had to throw them away."

Bell-bottoms by Billy13D December 6, 2025

Being too busy with your dick to bother with anything else.

I was gonna pick you up from work, but I got dickstracted.

The initial estimated time of arrival given by your GPS application.

I beat the GPEstimate by 10 minutes.