Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker

When a person of the female sex has braces and wants to perform oral sex on your heat seeking moisture missle, but you dont want her to.

Man, that bitch is hot! i wish she'd blow my one-eyed trowser trout....wait.....wait....oh man, braces....? Never mind she's a black and decker pecker wrecker

by Just EN Credible September 18, 2006

dickleberry

A stupid or wimpy person. Often used with "sissy" as a prefix; ie "sissy dickleberry."

Joe's being a sissy dickleberry about going out with us tonight

by The damn co-op December 5, 2004

Dicklete

The category for male genitalia when it is bellow 3 nanometers.

William's genitalia is 2 nanometers. William has a dicklete.

by TallRetardedKid February 1, 2020

double-decker

Double-decker, or to pull a double-decker, is when a girl is having sex with two men, whereas one is thrusting his manhood in her ass, and the other man is penetrating her vagina. Often done to completely dominate the woman, and/or a symbol of the friendship between two men.

Man Oscar, we have gots to double-decker that Sandra chick, she is too fine.

by Christopher Marrow May 12, 2008

double decker biscuit

A fucking work of art.

Shelbe: can I borrow your double decker biscuit I need inspiration for my art project
Isabella: I ate it

by Ktvtjvtivtiv October 6, 2017

dickless porn

Used to describe something great, yet feels as if it were lacking something.

Eating Oreos... without the milk.

Ripping the loudest, longest, smelliest fart ever... without anyone there to witness it.

Driving in your dad's twin-turbo V12 Mercedes-Benz S600... while he's in the passenger seat.

Having sex... without busting a nut.

Coming home with 2 honeys... and only getting it on with one of them.

And obviously, watching pornography without the penetration; or dickless porn.

by that's not my last name May 27, 2006

black and decker

When you get slapped in the face by a black penis and get called a "good little whore".

I got black and deckered by that guy last night!

by foxylesley September 19, 2006