Distance Disease

When a member of the opposite sex looks good from afar but looks far from good.

Guy 1: "Dude, check out that hot chick across the street!"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah, here she comes!"
Guy 1: "Ewww. She's not hot at all. She's got Distance Disease!"

by G.Funk January 29, 2010

Furniture Disease

When your chest drops into your drawers.

That old lady over there must have let her girls hang back in the day cuz she got furniture disease now.

by Burnerjack August 1, 2016

bitch disease

Bitch disease is when a girl (most of the time white) is extremely rude to someone and then that person becomes a bitch to other people.

Damn, my girl got bitch disease and she can't even say thank you

by Tshdndixn May 22, 2017

barrett disease

When you texting a lot with a guy or girl except it feels a bit sketchy and awkward in person and you don’t know if you like them or not

Man, Liz and Joe have such bad Barrett disease right now! I hope they make it as a couple together!

by Apersoncontributingtosociety October 16, 2017

antonio disease

Antonio disease is a rare disease when the person twitches every time they move, or when the person dances they have a little seizure when doing the dance move 'reverse'.

Mateo Bowles (Famous Dancer) has Antonio disease

by UKTing November 6, 2017

Hard Disease

A very aggressive disease that affects a male victim which makes them very aggressive and try and act hard in front of the opposite sex, often by: punching or hurling verbal abuse at his mates. The affected male usually rims the female.

Tom: "Did you hear Harry has hard disease?"
Cam: "Yeah I heard its a shame"
Tom: "Yeah I know"

by General Medical CouncilL January 9, 2019

Dumbass disease

When a person is dumb and fail a lot of things, they have dumbass disease

Son: I failed again
Dad: that’s your 7th time you failed, you must have dumbass disease

by Twiggy on urban December 24, 2019