colton

a person with a EXTREMELY SMALL PENIS

Oh shit that dude definitely is a colton

by lucasadamjj June 6, 2017

Colton

Dick....

Your a fucking dick Colton

by Iknoweverything July 31, 2017

Colton Tarver

Someone who doesn't deserve love but is still given it, tries his best for people he cares about but knows they'll leave him too.

person 1: hey who's that guy and why does he always look sad

person 2: oh that's just Colton Tarver

by PhantomGamer April 15, 2022

Colton

He is very unloved he can eat shit and he is veryyyyyy gay, and his dad doesn't love or want him.

Colton can lick my BALLS

by Lmre April 1, 2020

colton wingard

man whos mom is a whore.

that is a colton wingard mom right there

by sam wallis\ October 18, 2008

ColtonRodgersism

To take everything to its most extreme literal meaning.

If you have a handful of people, you only have one because you can't fit anymore than that in your hand - ColtonRodgersism

by The Brodingnagian Man December 17, 2008

Colton Mancheski

He's an amazing boyfriend. Colton Mancheski is the love of my life, best friend, soul mate, my whole world, my everything. He's very honest, respectful, loving, caring, and an amazing person inside and out. He means more to me then anything on this earth. He's the type of boy that will melt your heart :) He's very hard-working and determined in everything he does. Watch out he might make you fall in love with him :) He's the only boy in this world for me. And I'm so lucky and blessed to have him in my life. No matter what we go through together, I will always be right by his side through thick and thin. He's my Colty Bear, noodles to my macoroni and cheese, dull light bulb, the love of my life, and my hero. He will always be the boy who steals my heart over and over again.

Gosh, don't you love that Colton Mancheski.
I love me some Colton Mancheski.
Colton Mancheski is the cutest.

by Kaywa May 11, 2012