CrypticJonas

The most awesome person in existence

yoooo is that CrypticJonas? He's so fucking amazing and handsome

by RandomPerson3969 April 9, 2021

cryptofacist

something bad and oppresive in a general or vague sense

what listers younger self believes many things are

"i hate possesions i loathe materials its just so... cryptofacist"

by jamesuel July 11, 2007

Cryptic

A Flag representing a special place in our society, such as Pete & Pete, Foster Child, tree hair, glasses, and a super duper G-String.

"Hey man, you best rep the cryptic
emu"

by Sherlock March 28, 2003

crypt keeper

the person who promises to pay money back and then makes every excuse in the book not to pay it back or to duck the situation.

paul, where is my money....
{paulits in the mail, i swear on my life!

by Brian April 22, 2005

crypt

someone who is a hypebeast but claims he isn't. now they tend to make their own blog pages, and claim they can skate. they are always following hte crowd, and everyone wants them dead for that, therefore called a crypt

Look at this girl posting up bulletins to go to her blogspot. What a crypt !

by Mr. Kiddrick March 11, 2008

Crypticness

The skill possesed by one 'Plastic_Demons' to convey information through covert and disguised methods.

"Demons' crypticness is really confusing me today..."

by Bullett March 31, 2005

CryptFiend-

One who browses DoBRP's forums in his spare time. CryptFiend- normally doesn't maturbate to female baboons, but on the weekend, the urge is just too strong. Despite his undersized, amorphous penis (the head got blown off in the war), CryptFiend- is a sexual maniac! Often preying on young girls, such as those who read girl's life and sell cookies, CryptFiend- quenches his sexual desires with such toys as pickles, coffee beans, and icicles. Ever the prankster, and always the ass, CryptFiend- is the ideal forum browser.

See also, ass, jackass, dumbass, fucktard, retard, moron, ignorant, uneducated, pedophile, necrophiliac, stubby penis, wanker, shit head, faggot, faggit, fag, homosexual, newb, noob, newbie, lam0r, PWNED

Mommy! Mommy! Look at that CryptFiend-!
Run inside son, tell dad to fetch his gun. I'll go for help!
HELP, POLICE! HELP!

by Conicle November 3, 2004