One who browses DoBRP's forums in his spare time. CryptFiend- normally doesn't maturbate to female baboons, but on the weekend, the urge is just too strong. Despite his undersized, amorphous penis (the head got blown off in the war), CryptFiend- is a sexual maniac! Often preying on young girls, such as those who read girl's life and sell cookies, CryptFiend- quenches his sexual desires with such toys as pickles, coffee beans, and icicles. Ever the prankster, and always the ass, CryptFiend- is the ideal forum browser.
See also,
ass,
jackass,
dumbass,
fucktard,
retard,
moron,
ignorant,
uneducated,
pedophile,
necrophiliac,
stubby penis,
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newb,
noob,
newbie,
lam0r,
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