conkers

Used as an expletive instead of a proper expletive around children.

Oh conkers i've forgotten to turn the bath tap off!

by DynamoBri July 29, 2010

Conkers Deep

Deep penetration sex touching your balls

I was conkers deep last night with that girl I took home!

by Adrian December 5, 2003

sock cooker

One who... cooks socks.

'I would like to cook your sock, may I switch round your letters hunnni?'

by Ant December 5, 2004

corker

An angry little man with self hate issues. He has a penis so small it is the shape and size of a cork. He is so desperate to shag women, he dry humps them into submission.

He tried to shag Rachelle last night, he is such a little corker.

by indybob April 9, 2009

Cokerization

1. To loose the ability to have mental toughness.
2. To go from wanting to win, to not knowing how to win.
3. Learning to accept mediocrity as the norm, instead of being able to excel in any type of situation.
4. To go from being dominating and proud, to being a joke.
5. To loose the competitive edge, and settle for what you see.

It only took two and a half years for the Hurricanes to succumb to the effects of "cokerization."

by LyquidEnigma December 9, 2008

cookery

referring to a large number of individuals in the same place heavily and simultaneously under the influence of many illicit or legal recreational drugs (namely MDMA, alcohol, coke, etc.)

Hey why is everyone so cooked here? Man this is the cookery

by hellohi21 January 10, 2020

Coker

A person who cleans fireplaces. Yes, this sad sad occupation is what my family evidently did hundreds of years ago.

GET THE DAMN COKER TO CLEAN THIS MOFUCKIN FIREPLACE!

by Zsou August 25, 2008