Clustomerfuck

A serious problem causing customers to become very irate. (From Clusterfuck)

The server was down for almost 2 hours. It was a complete clustomerfuck.

by mlw_srpm January 22, 2011

clustard

a cluster of retards

the jam on the freeway was caused by clustards that don't posses the skills to drive

by 2030 October 21, 2013

CLUSTERSEX

An orgy consisting of 40+ people in a very confined space. ie: closet, portapotty.

Dave: "Hey! There's a CLUSTERSEX going on Friday night, ya' down?"
Tyrone: "How big's the room?"
Dave: "It's the phonebooth on 4th Street."

by milkBAKE September 9, 2015

Clusterfuckistan-fan-dance

A drawn out and rather involved fist fight, occurring between any two individuals but most commonly between two women, or two gay men; characterized by a great deal of simultaneous twirling, slapping, hair pulling and shit talking etc.

That redhead just called that blond a whore which pissed her off, now they are doing the clusterfuckistan-fan-dance

by CooterBlues October 5, 2016

Cluster Bust

The wrong way to write clusterbust.

See clusterbust.

Constance Calandrino: A select few students dun clusterbusted me. I was sticky for weeks.

by 8th Period Math November 29, 2004

clusterflake

clusterflake is the social phenomenon characterized by a buttload of people just not showing up, typically so sporadically, in such numbers, and with so little advance warning that the original plan or plans are thrown into disintegrating disarray. (syn: cluster flake)

"Despite a week's notice more than half the movie group clusterflaked, most without even calling."

"We'd arranged a big dinner, followed by a meet with another crew, then all hit a party downtown. Three people showed up in total, the whole night. It was a complete cluster flake."

by Dude I Flaked April 21, 2008

Duff Cluster

The phrase used to describe a group of women at work, who are pregnant at the same time. Up the duff is the colloquial term for being pregnant.

Duff Cluster can also be used as a collective noun.

Wow, we've got this amazing duff cluster at work at the moment. Kath and Simone have just had babies and Sandy, Michelle and Victoria are all pregnant.

Hey, check out the duff cluster over there.

by Yolanda Smartie October 5, 2009