1. (noun) A rapid expulsion of air from an orifice, accompanied by a farting sound.
2. (verb) To talk with too much passion, usually in the form of a short utterance.
3. (adjective) blorted. Simultaneously bloated and prone to snorting.
2. (verb) To talk with too much passion, usually in the form of a short utterance.
3. (adjective) blorted. Simultaneously bloated and prone to snorting.
1. A blort from the tailpipe sounded
his departure.
2. "I love jelly beans!", he blorted.
3. After eating three packs of
twinkies, he found himself blorted
almost beyond recognition.
his departure.
2. "I love jelly beans!", he blorted.
3. After eating three packs of
twinkies, he found himself blorted
almost beyond recognition.
by wscottc September 15, 2005
Get the blort mug.Has always, and will always, mean an anal transaction believed to be a fart, but it comes out hot and wet (e.g. a single and surprise shot of trouser chili). OFten caused by drinking too much with a bad combination of food.
(Note: Blort Bake is a dried blort from the night before)
(Note: Blort Bake is a dried blort from the night before)
by Moondot November 9, 2006
Get the blort mug.A girl from the GTA region who gives out shitty bjs and catches feelings real quick. if you have a pen15 and you meet blowy, she will probably fall in love with you right away!
bao bao liu: Yo archie baby, i think i just fell in love with this next mandem that i just met
archie baby: hoooooyaaaaa, say worddd shordieee. why you moving like a blowy?
archie baby: hoooooyaaaaa, say worddd shordieee. why you moving like a blowy?
by whipped girl from uottawa in<3 March 7, 2019
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Get the blorange mug.Noun: marijuana, reefer, herb, pot, weed, ganja, or any plant with THC content. Not usually associated with hashish (see chunkage or sheesh)
Verb: to light up, to smoke, or to get stoked.
Verb: to light up, to smoke, or to get stoked.
"Bob & Greg brought some awesome blorch upstate, you should try some - it's delicious"
"Do you think that we can smoke any blorch inside the concert hall?"
"You better not blorch up in here, there are narcs all over the place dude"
"Do you think that we can smoke any blorch inside the concert hall?"
"You better not blorch up in here, there are narcs all over the place dude"
by E. Somerset Stratford December 21, 2007
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Lucinda: Ronald...look what he said!
*Looks*
Stephanie: I would say that's cute but...it's just a it blorg.
Lucinda: Ronald...look what he said!
*Looks*
Stephanie: I would say that's cute but...it's just a it blorg.
by catholly January 18, 2011
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