First used in Mr. Natural Comix, circa 1968...the sound made when one ejaculates into another's mouth (in Mr. Natural's case, a Big Baby). Similar to the classic Batman onomotopoea's, such as "paff" "oof" or "spwack"...only, dirtier.
Blorp is indicative of not a thin, mealy stream of ejaculate, no...it suggests something grander, more substantial, like a massive snowball of cum.
Blorp is indicative of not a thin, mealy stream of ejaculate, no...it suggests something grander, more substantial, like a massive snowball of cum.
Consider the following dialogue:
Robin: "Mrrrphhh!"
Batman: "Oh, oh shit...I'm gonna cum!"
*Blorp*
Robin: "Whillakers, Batman, that was quite a Bat-load!"
Robin: "Mrrrphhh!"
Batman: "Oh, oh shit...I'm gonna cum!"
*Blorp*
Robin: "Whillakers, Batman, that was quite a Bat-load!"
by baby jane December 24, 2007
The sound a cat makes right at the point of expelling a lodged hairball. Usually, the lodged hairball is accompanied by a massive amount of cat vomit. Not to be confused with the hacking required to bring the hairball to the point of expulsion.
by FWCO March 10, 2008
by ahumblebug November 25, 2019
The sexual act of having one partner pretend to be a slug on a slip and slide covered with Palm Olive while the other partner masterbates at the end of the slip and slide. When the partner reaches the end of the slip and slide the other partner finishes on their face, thus covering them in a slug trail.
Partner 1: Oh yeah. Blorp towards me.
Partner 2: *blorp*
Partner 1: Yeah I fucking like that.
Partner2: *blorp*
Partner 2: *blorp*
Partner 1: Yeah I fucking like that.
Partner2: *blorp*
by blorpapalooza18 September 03, 2018
by PurpleKitten June 13, 2004
by sam May 04, 2004
by Steve Blichtenberg May 02, 2006