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Council Bluffer

An inhabitant of Council Bluffs, IA, who possesses physical and/or behavioral attributes stereotypical of a Council Bluffs resident. They can be distinguished from the pack by their affinity for embellished clothing, aloof attitude towards anyone who doesn’t resemble a microwaved Twinkie, and love for dual-colored vehicles.
I saw Kate’s stepmom last weekend! She was walking out of Walmart wearing embellished jeans, Midriff turtleneck, and her stepdaughter’s platform sandals; she is such a Council Bluffer.
by Fane Jonda February 1, 2021
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Puffy bluffer

A puffy bluffer is when you think it’s a soft fart but turns out it’s a leaky shit instead.
“I thought it was a puffy bluffer but it turns out it was a leaky squeaker so I had to duck up the stairs to take a spraying mary”
by Truffle pig August 24, 2021
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blerf

1. The act of throwing up-
2. Another way 2 say -ewww, nasty, yuck, or gross, bad etc-

Defintion by Julie Nevea R :))~
I dont feel good, I think I'm going to blerf!

Oh blerf.
by Julie Nevea R December 15, 2012
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poodle bluffing

Poodle bluffing is attempting to intimidate someone who outclasses the poodle bluffer in a very obvious way. Think Pee-Wee Herman challenging Carrot Top to a fist fight.

Toy poodles are angry and bitter little creatures. Perhaps they feel slighted by the evolutionary process having taken away their natural survival skills in exchange for poofy hair and the ability to dig holes. Generation after generation of inbreeding created this feisty little abomination, lending itself to retarded behavior like poodle bluffing.
Guy 1: When I asked if he was gay, Tom insisted on his heterosexuality and showed me his Rolodex full of call girls.

Guy 2: He's just poodle bluffing, everyone knows that Tom is a peter puffer.
by THIS-guy-!!!! July 9, 2010
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Bleef

A Bleef occurs when a girl on her period queefs, and thereby expels blood and air from her vagina.
Yesterday Becky bleefed all over my jeans and ruined them.
by bpc33 December 9, 2008
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muff bluff

when one chick prevents another from getting laid by moving in on thier man/woman. same as a cock block but with girls.
Trudy was all over Todd but Gina slid in and gave Trudy a big time muff bluff.
by CuzzyHad2 November 17, 2009
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Bliffcap

I said Julie was fat and she called me a bliffcap
by bubbles4eva December 1, 2010
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