When a woman wakes a man up in the morning by performing fellatio on him but she is gentle and wishes not to wake him until he is ejaculating.
My wife gave me an Alarm Clock BJ this morning, when I woke up I was ejaculating in her mouth. The great start to a great day!
by JTrainHasArrived August 6, 2010
Get the Alarm Clock BJ mug.A sexual act during which a man covers his penis in peanut butter while his partner fills his/her mouth with jelly and proceeds to perform oral sex upon the penis. Fun for all! YUM!
Special note: While one may use any variety of jelly, it is best to stick to creamy peanut butter. Chunky is simply too dangerous.
Special note: While one may use any variety of jelly, it is best to stick to creamy peanut butter. Chunky is simply too dangerous.
male #1: "Damn yo! My girlfriend surprised me with a PB n' BJ last night for my birthday!"
male #2: "Strawberry?"
male #1: "Nah, dude...grape."
male #2: "Sweet."
male #2: "Strawberry?"
male #1: "Nah, dude...grape."
male #2: "Sweet."
by ThePasswordIs October 20, 2010
Get the PB n' BJ mug.Based on full service refueling at gas stations in oregon, where the driver is not allowed to pump his or her own gas.
In this context here the Oregonian BJ is a full service Blow Job, where the woman does all the work from start to finish, from unzipping and de-belting, to cleaning up and re-pantsing.
Can also be called an Oregonian
In this context here the Oregonian BJ is a full service Blow Job, where the woman does all the work from start to finish, from unzipping and de-belting, to cleaning up and re-pantsing.
Can also be called an Oregonian
by figbush September 14, 2009
Get the An Oregon BJ mug.Bubble BJ is a slang for Bubble Butt Jizz which involves an individual orgasming from anal sex in which bodily fluids are emitted from the anus. The predominate recipients of bubble bjs are males.
by Bubsvd July 7, 2011
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Get the chinese bj mug."How much do those shoes cost?"
"$150"
"Holy crap! What else do they give you? A churro and a bj?"
"How much for a burger?"
"$10"
"Are you serious?! You guys better add some Churro's and a Bj on the side."
"$150"
"Holy crap! What else do they give you? A churro and a bj?"
"How much for a burger?"
"$10"
"Are you serious?! You guys better add some Churro's and a Bj on the side."
by Thatnippled Shaniqua October 25, 2011
Get the Churro's and a Bj mug.When riding in the car, the driver tells the person in the passenger seat (shotgun) "DJ or BJ" This means that the passenger has the choice of picking some cool jams, or giving the driver a blow job.
Craig (driver) and Jim get into the car, once they start going, Craig: DJ or BJ. Jim: ok i choose BJ
by TheBammBoozlerr June 12, 2011
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