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Bed Bunnies

You a couple that don’t do shit outside the bed.
Y’all snuggle n fuck like bunnies
“Yo you think Andy and Lilly are coming out tonight?”
“Naw since they dating they don’t do shit, they lame bed bunnies
by cminivan March 5, 2019
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Bed Napkin

The top sheet of the bed. Can be used to wipe bodily fluids off of face after dining.
Honey, where’s the bed napkin so I can wipe the saliva/semen/pussyjuice/santorum off my chin. I’m a big mess! The last time I saw it, it was twisted around my ankles.
by Sad giraffe May 25, 2019
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Bed Blast

A loud, deep fart in bed with your butt on the mattress, making a bassy noise that shakes the bed.
Person 1: *does a Bed Blast*
Person 2: Woah! That shook the bed!
by Anonymous1847282718181 May 5, 2020
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Bed salt

Small crumbs or random shit on the bed the size of salt, that annoys you while you try to sleep and end up brushing off
Fuck I can't sleep with all this bed salt on the bed, I have to brush it off
by Windowsweirdo October 14, 2020
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Bed Wench

A disrespectful term used against Black Women in relationships with non-Black Men - usually White Men which has roots in the transatlantic slave trade when White Men would rape Black Women. The term is used by Black Men who although sleep with White Women have an issue with the reverse and Black Women who are sickened by Black Women engaging with a White Man due to being conditioned to see White Men as devils
Black Man desperate for sex: *sends a White Woman, a "hi baby, want to come over" text*

*Scrolls through instagram and sees a young interracial couple involving a Black girl and her White boyfriend*

*Types "Look at this bed wench" in her comments*

*Throws phone on his dirty mattress and waits for Becky to come over*
by Eri567 May 23, 2022
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bed pan

You don't have a bed pan. YEAH!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Bed Pebbles

The little shit foreign objects in your bed that dig into your torso/shoulders at night. Usually caused by eating in your bed.
"Shit, there's a bunch of bed pebbles in my bed! I shouldn't have ate those potato chips..."
by ERAUPwnsauce August 9, 2008
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