Barner

A large percentage of the fan base for the Auburn Tigers football team located in Auburn, AL. These fans are arrogant, ignornat, extremly biast, jealeous & unrealistic. Barners will praise their team & tell you they are the best team in the Nation as long as their winning, even if it is against 1-AA teams. But if they lose, a Barner will make every excuse possible & boo their own players. Barners truley hate the Alabama Crimson Tide, but envy them at the same time because they wish their team could do what the Tide does. In the eyes of a Barner the Crimson Tide can do no right, if they win it is because they cheated, the refs gave them the game or the opposing team "let" them win. Even if the Crimson Tide is undefeated & ranked #1 in all 3 major polls, a Barner will tell you that the Crimson Tide is the worst team in the Nation, that they are overrated, they cheat, they lie & that their schedule is weak. Most Barners are more concerned with what the Alabama Crimson Tide is doing than their own team.

BARNER = "Im A AUBURN FAN AND ALWAYS WILL BE! WE ARE REBUILDING! WE WILL BE BACK GIVE THEM TIME THEY IMPROVED FROM LAST YEAR WE JUST HAVE NO DEPTH ON DEFENSE ! OUR OFFENSE IS MESSING UP WITH THE PENALTIES LET THE ADJUST WE WILL BE BETTER NEXT YEAR FOR SURE! ALABAMA HAS DEFENSE THATS IT FLORIDA IS GONNA WHUP THAT ASS THE ONLY OFFENSIVE WEAPON YAHL HAVE IS INGRAM! mCELROY BLOWS ASS AND YAHL ARE NOT A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP AND YAHL WILL NOT WIN IT HANDS DOWN! I PROMISE AND YOU NOW DEEP DOWN INSIDE YOU LIL HEART HAHA SO LIVE IT UP WHILE YOU CAN"

by DatDude2101 November 16, 2009

barferific

wonderfully grosse.
barf-grosse
rific-part of terrific which is great/wonderful/highly good.

meaning it is very far into the negitives, or very bad

my face is barferific

by banana ramma scrumptious doodle February 20, 2005

barbertress

A female barber

Friend: Hey are you going to get your hair cut?

Me: yes, by my favorite barbertress

by Toriisthesmartest June 27, 2019

Clive Barkering

Repeatedly grabbing your semen the moment you ejaculate and throwing it at someone/something.

I was Clive Barkering all over my hallway last night because I thought I could exorcise ghosts with my cum.

by Creela September 22, 2015

Clive Barkering

When you cum into your hand, and throw it into someone's face, a.k.a seagulling

"Dude, my friend and I stayed up all night Clive Barkering each other"
"That's gross, bro."

by Batman43 September 22, 2015

dylan barger

Dylan Barger is generally known for being a Grand Wizard in the Ku Klux Klan. Dylan Barger is also known as a fucking dumbass.

Dylan Barger is a dumbass.

by Whitepower1029 June 6, 2016

Bob Barker

Named after the shape of Bob Barker's microphone on the price is right, A Bob Barker is a type of meth pipe, also known as a straight piece which consists of a glass tube with a bubble on the end

Bring your Bob Barker when you come over, I broke mine last night.

by ThaTrixsta March 12, 2019