Waitmare 

A nightmare about working in the food service industry

Waiter A: Man, you look like shit tonight
Waiter B: Yeah, I kept having waitmares all night last night and barely slept

Waitmare by formerbartender February 21, 2011

wailing dick 

(N) Any douche or chode guy who's yelling and/or pissing the hell out of people by drawing a lot of unnecessary attention to himself.

***Steelers vs Ravens game*****

Guy 1: YEEEAAAHHH GO PATRIOTS!

Guy 2: Fucking wailing dick...

wailing dick by Jeffrey_Blake_kkk July 17, 2011

Waio 

An expression of approval at an object or situation.

Waio! It's Megan playing basketball!

Waio by Bob Sinclar of BBBC July 27, 2011

Bawoney Wailwoad 

The simultaneous act of one man inserting both his penis and testicles into the vagina of a women (aptly named the Soggy Peanut) and another man inserting his both his penis and his testicles into the said woman's anus (more commonly known as the Rusty Peanut).

That was the most dewicious bawoney wailwoad I ever woad on!

Bawoney Wailwoad by Peanuts all around April 25, 2011

What are you waiting for, Christmas? 

A quote from Duke Nukem 3D if you do nothing at all.

Player: * does nothing *
Duke: What are you waiting for, Christmas?

What are you waiting for, Christmas? by Roozy1999 September 5, 2018

yeah. wait! what? 

An increasingly used phrase that one utters while paying half-attention to a conversation, agreeing, then realizing that they possibly agreed to or missed out on something important which they are otherwise unprepared to handle or agree to.

Tony: *playing Temple Run*

Danny: Tony, I've been hiding my feelings for you for so long because I wasn't sure you felt the same. I've been in the closet for so long that this is really difficult for me. So here it goes: I'm gay and I love you. Always have. And want to be be with you always. Please tell me you feel the same?

Tony: Yeah. Wait! What? * drops phone as realization sets in*

yeah. wait! what? by Tenacious Faulker March 9, 2013

Waist Down Shower 

To take a quick shower from the waist down to remove any remnants (odor, residue) of a hook up that lingre on ones cock; so the next girl to fuck or suck is unaware you just taxed the shit out of some ass immediately prior to meeting up with her

Andy: That was quick, you showered and your hair isnt even wet?

Me: I just took a Waist Down Shower so your mom doesnt smell your sisters pussy on my cock!

Andy: *Bummed*

Waist Down Shower by TheAnonymousGuy123 January 26, 2009