I'll be neck

This means the same as the phrase " I'll be back " or " I'll return ". Neck is being used as a synonym or substitute for Return. If back is being used a as a synonym for return, neck should be considered equivalent because the neck area is on the posterior side of your body. The throat area is in the front and the neck is on the back of the body. Neck, back and your rear end (butt) are all on the posterior side of your body, they are all on the equivalent side of your body. Therefore they are all synonyms for return.

- I'll be neck after I take a break.
- I'll be neck in a hour, please clean up the table for dinner.
- Well I'll be necked, if I don't come back with food.
- I'll be neck (necked) if I ever come back here.
- I'll be neck after lunch.
- I'll get my neck back here in about a week or so.
- I'll get my neck and leave if you don't stop.

by Equal crack December 28, 2015

Batman Neck

1. A stiff neck is probably not a symptom you would consider dangerous, and yet it can indicate some very severe conditions such as meningitis or meningococcal disease. Although neck stiffness can arise from physical neck complaints (e.g. whiplash) it is also a common symptom of numerous infectious illnesses.

2. Michael Keaton's head in Tim Burton's Batman.

I woke up this morning and couldn't move my neck. I have batman neck! *whole body turn*

by modesthaus March 06, 2010

throw the neck

To throw the neck or to throw neck means to take your mouth and put it around a mans dick and give him a blow job

To throw the neck would be to suck dick or give a blow job/oral sex

by Realtimebanga69 November 21, 2013

Brass Neck

To display staggeringly daring rudeness and / or cheek. First Cousin to balls of brass.

"Jason had the brass neck to ask for the promotion even though we all knew he was a slacker".

by Satandog April 17, 2006

Cockney neck

When you have been speaking to much cockney and it does your neck in.

Nick: "do you have any idea why jack is wearing that ridiculous neck brace?"

Jane: "the doctor said he has to wear it after his trip to croydon. He's got a nasty case of cockney neck."

by roflmaonaze May 06, 2010

pencil neck

Someone who either:
1. Has a neck as thin as a pencil. Is used as an insult on anyone though.
2. Is a pussy. You know, lack's bravery, courage and shit.

1. "Check out that Pencil Neck."
"Hey Pencil Neck, pass tha bong."
2. "Just jump! Ah' ya fucken Pencil Neck!"

by Diego August 25, 2003

Obama Necking

While passing cars on the highway that display Barack Obama bumper sticker(s) you turn your head while passing to see if the driver is black or white.

"Man, I almost rear-ended somone this morning on my way to work. I saw a Honda with an 'Obama 09' sticker and I was so busy Obama Necking that I almost slammed into the car in front of me."

by Young79 September 05, 2008