tear one off

to engage in particularly quick and passionate sex. Often a quickie or a one night stand.

Hey baby, you look hot in that skirt, wanna go upstairs and tear one off?

by freddy ferno October 21, 2007

crocodile tears

You just pretend to cry but u are not really... based of real crocodiles tearing up when they attack their prey.

Paul- *falls, gets 1 little bruise, and cries in a fake way.*
Betty- I don't believe u! U are just using crocodile tears just for attention!

by Milton Like What? August 11, 2017

male tears

Euphemism for semen, come, jizz, ejaculate, etc.

When she bent over in those yoga pants, I could not contain my male tears.

by Webb Davis September 6, 2014

tear her carpet up

Another way of saying you wanna have sex with a woman. The carpet is refering to the vagina.

"Dude, I just wanna tear her carpet up all night long!"

Austin: "Dane, you should totally tear her carpet up later."
Dane: "Okay."

by Austin Stevenson January 19, 2008

tears it up

(verb) To become outgoing and talkative, even to go out for the occasional drink, after years as a reclusive hunchback.

Origin: The term was originally coined in the early 20th Century after somebody who used to drink their own tears at the hall of St Cuthbert was spotted in a local tavern, enjoying a drink with fellow men.

1. "I saw that ex-reclusive hunchback the other day," said Gary, "He's really tearsed it up. Nah, seriously, I'm not joking, he was in Jimmy Allen's tearsing it up large."

2. Councillor to recluse: "I hate to be so frank with you, but it seems this coming in at the end of dinner every day is getting out of hand. You really have to get your act together and tears it up."

by Corkin July 31, 2006

Tearing down some fence

An innuendo for sexual intercourse.

Cory: What did you do this weekend, man?
Lewis: Man! My girl and I were tearing down some fence!
Cory: Sweet!

by CorysGro January 17, 2009

Tearah

Tearahs are very nice. If you encounter a Tearah you should try to be friends with Tearah. If you do not succeed in being friends with Tearah don’t be mean to Tearah because Tearahs are good at making friends and the Tearah’s friends may or may not come for your soul. Tearahs are typically pretty. Though some Tearahs are very tall, most Tearahs are a very basic height, and some are very very very short 🤌.

Tearah may be blonde.

by sky_taco_from_the_ground March 31, 2021