Scatter Tats

The trendy style of stamping the body with random tattoos with no identifiable theme or pattern. Common amongst hipsters and your basic,yet edgy, white girls. See any girl that has recently moved to Portland. Term coined by Kelly Quinlan, circa 2017.

I don't mind the look now, but after you are married and have 2.5 kids with her, those scatter tats are gonna look awful.

by Juicy Jerome January 18, 2019

StarterNoob

The Starter And The Noob , So Its The StarterNoob

StarterNoob Is The Ruler Of All Rice

by %\3Qy>f72E@@HgS*>Md$8@+!2;`[,~ April 25, 2021

StarterNoob

The Co-Ruler Of Bacon Movement And The Eater Of Rice

StarterNoob Ate All The Rice And His Mom Is Proud.

by %\3Qy>f72E@@HgS*>Md$8@+!2;`[,~ April 25, 2021

spattern

A sweater or a piece of clothing with a striped pattern

Or a random word you made up

"Oh, this spattern sweater looks lovely!"

by Agent pickle April 16, 2022

SkatterBugg

The act of how an individual acts like when they call they’reself fixing something William Hulett

Y’all sumbitches better not let that skatterbugg fucker touch y’all’s stuff it will never work again lol

by SkatterBugg July 18, 2023

stuttercunt

A stuttering cunt that stutters in text.

stuttercunt: I-i-I-I need t-t-to g-g-g-go 😭😭!

by Pizza ass July 28, 2023

Starbucks Stutter

The phenomenon that affects folks (usually those who were born prior to 1950) at Starbucks, when they suddenly freeze and have no idea what to say or do when the barista asks them for their order when trying to buy a plain old cup of coffee.

Usually followed by groans and exchanged glances among the snotty cardigan-wearing yuppies and corporate scumbags in three-piece suits waiting in line behind them.

Can also be associated with the shock of paying more than $0.50 for a cup of coffee.

Customer 1: "Dude! Did you see that geezer get the Starbucks Stutter when he couldn't even order his joe?"

Customer 2: "Yeah! That was some serious java stage fright!"

by interregnum September 15, 2009