Staredaddy

A dad that stares with lustful eyes at his teenage, or young adult, daughter's friends or son's girlfriend

It just creeps me out to hang out at Molly's house because her father is such a staredaddy

by Merg1 October 17, 2016

Stale

Adjective. The in between phase of one's journey towards becoming crunchy. During this phase the subject is aware of what they must do to become more environmentally friendly, vegan, minimalist, etc. but have not been able to completely let go of the traditional "Maximalist" lifestyle.

Just like a breadcrumb that is getting stale..it is not quite crunchy yet.

"Kristin decided to make her own homemade, zero waste, environmentally friendly, vegan, fat free, gluten free, politically correct, all natural dish soap and laundry detergent...but she still uses paper towels, buys Starbucks, and posts to Facebook from her iPhone. She is getting stale....not quite crunchy yet."

by SICST9 June 14, 2017

Stale

You don’t want to be stale. It means to be boring / annoying

Lalique ain’t stale OR

Yasmine is stale

by Pseudo-fuck-a-nym October 12, 2017

Stale Penis

A game where 2 straight men stand in front of each other will completely naked and stare at each other, the person who's penis moves first loses, can go on for hours and is sometimes called a game for horny people

Phill went to toms house and ended up winning a game of stale penis.

by Chickenman369 June 2, 2018

Stalea

She caring,she’s an virgo,great personality,has many friends,love all people

Stalea is very caring.

by Stalea March 11, 2019

staked

to say one word to someone, then quickly leave. Typically a shy person will do this.

Donald: she’s hot
Ron: yea go talk to her
Donald: ok

(Tries to talk to her, comes back)
Donald: shoot I staked

by madilyn rovan September 10, 2019

Stale pop tart crust

Noun: the magic food no one actually likes, but it is necessary.
Noun: my name

Dave: I never eat the stale pop tart crust, only the magic inside.
Don: I do.

Dave: yea well you’re a creep.

Stale pop tart crust is the bomb at making definitions. He is useful.

by Stale pop tart crust December 31, 2019