Definitions by Merg1

brain fork

Quick change of mind

Was headed to grab a drink with you all as planned but my girl called & brain forked me. Next time...

brain fork by Merg1 March 18, 2017

Staredaddy 

A dad that stares with lustful eyes at his teenage, or young adult, daughter's friends or son's girlfriend

It just creeps me out to hang out at Molly's house because her father is such a staredaddy

Staredaddy by Merg1 October 17, 2016

Roaminitis 

The urge one feels when desiring to move on from what's been an exclusive relationship

I've got a bad case of roaminitis in my bones right now that can only be healed by hooking up with someone new

Roaminitis by Merg1 October 16, 2016