spliffany petard

A retard who has high social status due to the money his parents have. A spiffy mentally handicapped person.

Rain man or that retard from the hangover. Also Christina ricci in pumpkin.

Dustin Hoffman plays a great spliffany petard in you know rain man also starring that creeper.

by jedi marf October 19, 2013

spiffiness

similar to wordcoolnessword

by Zack October 16, 2003

Splicing

A homosexual act, involving a man using a ring to expand the size of his urinary meatus to accommodate another man's penis.

Dude Ross is so gay, he probably splices every night.

or

Dude Ross is so gay, he loves splicing.

by Keith Hendry July 27, 2008

spluffing

Much like blumpkins, but the other way around.

Getting eaten out will taking a dump.

spluffing with steve last night was unbelievable, but it got a little messy

i have never been spluffed as intensly as i was last night

by thumbalina456 August 12, 2009

Spiffing

The act of dressing up to look "spiffy"

He seeemed to be spiffing every day.

by Spiffed July 19, 2017

spiffing bliffs

can be used in place of saying smoking blunts or smoking a blunt.

me and tracy were spiffing bliffs before school.

by supermega lover November 28, 2022

Sploffing

The act of taking part in a cult-like ritual, in which you are being waterboarded with the liquid excretion of a female of Indian descent.

Me: Arlo and I can't wait to take part in this weeks 9:00pm sploffing ritual
Arlo: I heard they brought someone in fresh from Dehli

by SecretGooner69 February 6, 2025