An act of sexual intercourse. When one partner sprays diharrea into the other one's face; the sprayed partner then pukes the diharrea back into the original partner's asshole.
I woke up in the booth at Fun Hogs Ranch and realized I was covered in the Las Vegas Spritzer I got from the bartender the night before.
by DaizyDuke69 July 8, 2016
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"Yeah i heard about Jake getting a jizz spritzer too, hes still trying to get all the stuff out of his hair"
by Retarded Dwarf September 29, 2009
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This is a sexual maneuver that strongly resembles the Eiffel Tower. The positioning is the same but the motives are different. The spiteful tower is a threesome where the two dudes involved are hate fucking the shit out of the girl in the middle. This can also be applied in situations where cheating is occurring.
by s1edge November 14, 2011
Get the Spiteful Tower mug.A dipping tobacco spitter that is used and then put away for some time only to be found without the knowledge of whose spitter it is. Oftentimes these spitters are reused for no reason other than not having to chug an entire bottle of water for a clean spitter (and a guaranteed bathroom break). Mystery spitters are most commonly found in Preparatory School settings.
"What spitter can I use for this lip?"
"I don't know man, I guess you'll have to grab a mystery spitter.
"I don't know man, I guess you'll have to grab a mystery spitter.
by Dogs'R'Us November 2, 2009
Get the Mystery Spitter mug.The face of reluctant apology (or crapology) because you have to even though your shit's totally fucked regardless, as made by New York Governor Eliot Spitzer as he apologized on national television for sleeping with high-class hookers, even though he knew he was going to have to resign over this.
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Douche: She caught me in bed with her sister.
Friend: What did you do?
Douche: Well, I dismounted first, then apologized
Friend: How's that going?
Douche: (spitzerface) ):-
Fatty: I ate his last doughnut. What do I do?
Fatty's Advisor: (spitzerface) ):-
Fatty: Shit, you're right.
Friend: What did you do?
Douche: Well, I dismounted first, then apologized
Friend: How's that going?
Douche: (spitzerface) ):-
Fatty: I ate his last doughnut. What do I do?
Fatty's Advisor: (spitzerface) ):-
Fatty: Shit, you're right.
by jmattyc March 12, 2008
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Get the skitzer mug.the act of pouring wine onto a womans white cotton panties while wearing them...then sucking the wine out of the fabric.....
by achilez July 25, 2006
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