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smoothies

inviting a woman (or whore) to your place for sex.
Mark: Would you like to come over for smoothies?
Alicia: O hell yea i love smoothies!
by ndm September 12, 2005
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smoochiebaby

a term of endearment for girls named jen, usually in response to being called a pookiebear.
good night smoochiebaby.
by alex December 17, 2004
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Smoothier

A surface or feeling so intensely smooth that the poor unfortunate individual shudders, their nerve endings become volatile and the body goes into a trance-like orgasmic state with sometimes (in the extreme) dire effects of paralysis or even death.
Nurse: I have never seen anything like it
Doctor: Indeed, 'tis the worst case of smoothier I have seen in at least 14 hours, he'll not make it through the night.
by Blitzman J October 1, 2010
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Goober Smoochie

A joking term geting its name from the chocolate coverd peanuts called Goobers. This term is used in refrence to being tea-baged by a black man. ( The is joke is chocolate nuts, its a joke thats hard to miss)
Hey Steph while having sex with my boyfriend he gave me a Goober Smoochie.
by Zacalicious September 28, 2009
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sheepdog smoothie

The byproduct of two gay gym rats coupling in the shower at your local workout club.

We all know the overly-helpful, underdressed, bicep-kissing gym rat that is constantly trying to give unsolicited advice; jumps in to spot when not needed; and is always touching inappropriately. He claims that he is the “sheepdog” of the gym, taking care of the lesser members. Well...he is gay...and is looking to pick up a lover to eventually take into the shower for a Sheepdog Smoothie.
“Let’s get a post-workout protien shake at the snack bar, bro.”

“Nah...I got something better for post-workout stress. Lemme give you my Sheepdog Smoothie, bro.”
by Hough Januss June 9, 2018
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watermelon smoothie

Getting a golden shower while getting breastfeeding milk squirted in your mouth
The man had a stripper give him watermelon smoothie when she gave him a golden shower while she squirted beast milk in his mouth
by London lemongrass May 9, 2019
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Blending her Smoothie

giving a girl a rim job and fingering her at the same time
Guy1: dude I was blending her smoothie last night.
Guy2: Nice
by TheBerto March 4, 2011
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