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Satellite Hotstove

An act of sexual intention, particularly used in long-distance relationships, where one defecates on his/her computer keyboard whilst corresponding with their significant other via webcam.

In cybersex, this can be used as virtual foreplay, or the sexual main course, due to the overwhelmingly graphic nature of the act as defined.

Popularized from Canadian Broadcasting Corporation's (CBC) 'Hockey Night in Canada' where a segment during the second intermission is called Satellite Hotstove with Kelly Hrudy.
Dude, your girlfriend left her webcam on, so as a joke I gave her little sister a Satellite Hotstove.
by Steve506 January 16, 2008
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shanell

shanell is most likey a black girls/woman name. one who lives in a city
shanell = black woman, female

guy 1-yo that girl is cute
guy 2 naww she shanell
guy 1 - she black i c that

guy 2 ???
by kingdrew November 4, 2011
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shaeli

the most amazingly beautiful down to earth girl youl ever meet. always knows just teh right thing to say and is the perfect balance of beauty nerdyness and sexualness. i love you shaybear sincerly dennis :P
i love shaeli
by warrior_of_booty June 19, 2011
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sharel

sharel's are conceited self centered often times dont consider other peoples feelings or where they come from, a sharel may like to be a caregiver, often times if you have nothing to offer they dont want anything to do with you. A sharel needs to work on being independent not rely on men. They love just a few deeply, never forgive. A sharel also likes to be stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey
Sharel is a very unique name, often times they go by Shari or sherry.
by badmamasharel December 18, 2016
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shalele

Its not a hawaiian instrument, nor a mixed drink, nor even a shananagan of any sort. This word is a word used when drunk and exiting a casino in Las Vegas. Usually followed by several magic tricks preformed by a very large man and a very silent man, usually close to the end of the calendar year.
When asked to give an example of "shalele", the kind sir had a perplexed look on his face, as if he had just been asked to solve a quadratic equation or discover the origins of goat cheese. Then he exclaimed, "Hand me that shalele over there and we'll figure it out, mate!"
by TheKatie January 11, 2008
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Shamela

A girl u would like to give your baby gravy to
DAAAAAAMMMNNNNNN...SHAMELAAAAAAAA
by BIGDICKBOY471 January 27, 2021
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shaelyn

a beautiful girl,who is weird and loving.she'll never give up on you and shes one of a kind.shes secretly kinkey,and knows how to turn you on.shes someone to spend the rest of your life with and you'll wanna let her go c:
bitch named hannah: i can't believe your dating shaelyn.
me:thats why you don't date a "jhet"
by shaelyn's boyfriend November 9, 2013
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