(skrəʊt - toht)
v.
To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.
v.
To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.
When I gotta boo on the couch and the D's hangin out, I can't just have it weighing me down so I scrote-tote to the fridge and grab some fortys for me and mah shawty.
by Fio Dixon February 16, 2013
Get the scrote-tote mug.1. Someone willing to get down on their knee's and motorboat the bosses testicles making an absolute meal of it causing trauma.
2. A man who is seriously lacking in skill when it comes to scrotterboating his Superior work colleagues.
3. Someone who has not perfected the art of brown nosing or scrotterboating someone to seek one's benefit.
4. Someone who has not successfully made the transition from motorboating to testicular scrotterboating.
5. A man who can't relieve or impress his superior with his scrotterboating skills.
6. A serious fucktard or fucking retard.
7. A Man unfortunately missing fine tuned scrotterboating from his resume.
8. Someone willing to get carpet burn on their knee's to get ahead.
2. A man who is seriously lacking in skill when it comes to scrotterboating his Superior work colleagues.
3. Someone who has not perfected the art of brown nosing or scrotterboating someone to seek one's benefit.
4. Someone who has not successfully made the transition from motorboating to testicular scrotterboating.
5. A man who can't relieve or impress his superior with his scrotterboating skills.
6. A serious fucktard or fucking retard.
7. A Man unfortunately missing fine tuned scrotterboating from his resume.
8. Someone willing to get carpet burn on their knee's to get ahead.
1. Project Manager: " Man I can't even sit down on my chair I just had Martin and Darryl in here scotterboating me. Feels like my nuts have been through a cheese grater!"
General Manager: "Yeah they are both Scrotterboatard's!"
Project Manager: "Well I'm off to to get some elective surgery, though you can hardly call it elective look what they have done to my crotch. Looks like a dog has been chewing it"
General Manager: "Well I'm floating on a cloud. Next time allow Bridge. He is a master Scrotterboater!"
2. Man1: "Bro did you get that job?"
Man2: "No it did not go well. They said I need to work a lot harder on my scrotterboating!"
Man1: "So your a scrotterboatard?"
Man2: "Bro just don't like the idea of a mans nuts in my mouth or anything else from the south"
Man1: "Ha ha bro job ain't worth it hey"
Man2: "No way bro I'll just stick to working hard"
General Manager: "Yeah they are both Scrotterboatard's!"
Project Manager: "Well I'm off to to get some elective surgery, though you can hardly call it elective look what they have done to my crotch. Looks like a dog has been chewing it"
General Manager: "Well I'm floating on a cloud. Next time allow Bridge. He is a master Scrotterboater!"
2. Man1: "Bro did you get that job?"
Man2: "No it did not go well. They said I need to work a lot harder on my scrotterboating!"
Man1: "So your a scrotterboatard?"
Man2: "Bro just don't like the idea of a mans nuts in my mouth or anything else from the south"
Man1: "Ha ha bro job ain't worth it hey"
Man2: "No way bro I'll just stick to working hard"
by mooroobool November 16, 2013
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Delicate and intricate ways to maintain your scrotal hairs and perspiration to create the ideal scrotal environment. ie. shaving, waxing, powdering, applying lotion, cleansing, undergarment use, et cetera.
"I did not sleep with him because he was not up on his scrote management."
Nick, "Matt, why haven't you been laid in a while?" Matt, "I don't know it's getting a little rough down there." Nick, "Bro, you should work on that scrote management."
Nick, "Matt, why haven't you been laid in a while?" Matt, "I don't know it's getting a little rough down there." Nick, "Bro, you should work on that scrote management."
by SteadWhise October 12, 2014
Get the Scrote Management mug.A sack's worst nightmare. A painful, emotionally traumatic experience in which the tender skin of the male scortum is violently ripped.
by Scroterip August 17, 2014
Get the Scrote rip mug.Scroteboning, when an individual repeatedly smashes the tip of their erect penis into the scrotum of another individual, just below the base of the penis.
"Yo dude I was totally scroteboning Mark last night," "Hahaha I was wondering why he had to go to the hospital!"
by Splinter3777 November 6, 2015
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Get the Scrote mug.Martin: What are you doing?
Thomas: I am gonna give you something.
Martin: W-What?! My pants!
Thomas: This is called Scroterboating
*Thomas motorboats Martin's nuts.*
Thomas: I am gonna give you something.
Martin: W-What?! My pants!
Thomas: This is called Scroterboating
*Thomas motorboats Martin's nuts.*
by D0CT0R LEM0N March 31, 2017
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