Scratch back

A derogatory term referring to illegal alien from Latin America who, because s/he cannot swim, enters the U.S. by crawling under the fence, causing his/her back to get severely scratched.

Person 1 white trash: "Hey, Juan. Like, your Mom's a total wetback. They should deport y'all back to Mexico."
Person 2 (Hispanic respondent): "Actually, Billy Bob, you ignorant white trash racist pendejo, my Mom came from Guatemala and crawled under the fence carrying me. So, we're both scratch backs."

by StickMan May 7, 2015

chicken scratch

chicken scratch is illegible writing.

wtf is that chicken scratch? i can't understand it!

by Thuggish June 20, 2003

scratch dresser

A person who shows up at the golf course dressed like a pro but playes like a total woodchopper.

I thought my partner in the scramble was going to help but he was just a scratch dresser.

by sonic68 March 10, 2009

scratchalicious

the uncontrollable urge to scratch a bug bite, scab or rash even though you know you shouldn't, but it feels so good you can't stop yourself.

I got bitten by mosquito's all weekend while I was camping and can't stop itching. It's scratchalicious.

by jomaby August 3, 2010

Scratchibum

An individual who likes to wear a sock upon his penis.

Hey, look at him with a sock on his penis, he must be a Scratchibum

by Scratchibum January 11, 2012

scratch and sniff stalker

A creepy boss who always tries to scratch, massage or sniff his female employees.

I can't stand my boss. He's such a scratch and sniff stalker. Every time I walk by him, he takes a deep breath like he's trying to get high off of my perfume.

by oldsport December 31, 2014

scratch job

The act of attempting to get a man or woman to orgasm by scratching their genitalia with your nails.

"Dude, last night was great. Jessica gave me a scratch job and even though my dick was bleeding, I jizzed all over her face."

by cococrispy37 November 24, 2017