Rinking

To shove, or have shoved, an ice cube into ones anus.

I tried rinking just now, and my anus is still numb from the experience.

by rinkmaster February 11, 2015

Cum Rings

When you ejaculate and a stream of cum flows down all four of your fingers while your hand is on your dick. Therefore giving off the appearance of of having rings of cum.

"Man I ejaculated so hard I got cum rings!"

by Technomancer<3 May 31, 2015

nipple rings

A type of jewelry, worn by men and women, usually placed horizontal through the nipples. Sometimes they are also placed vertical through the nipple. Very painful, easily infected. Can cause nipple pus and abscesses if not properly cleaned daily!

Andy got nipple rings last week, he said they are very painful!

by Emkuda July 17, 2019

Lord of the Pinky Rings

Homosexual beyond all doubt

You are the Lord of the Pinky Rings

by SF November 1, 2003

Almighty Magical Rickster

before engaging in sexual intercourse you pour French's mustard, FRENCH'S only then you apply it with the tip of your nose on the womans vagina while slightly moving upwards and collecting a handful of dingleberries which are forcibly plugged into the females ears to the point where they can't hear, after the male dips his penis in hott salsa and penetrates the female's eye sockett pushing her eyeball back (only to be done on left eye) then the female rests her tongue on the male's gooch while she sprinkles pepper on his genitals and continues to lick it up until clean at which point the male inserts his penis in the womans anus and licks her sweaty armpits. All of which must be done while the female has one hand tied behind her back, hoping in circles on one leg.....while on fire! After the male pulls her hair up imitating a troll doll and punches her straight in the nose causing the blood to rub in with his semen in and around her mouth!

-Dude did you try the almighty magical rickster on your girl for your anniversary?
-yea dude
-so what happened?
-she is currently in intensive care for 2nd degree burns, waiting for an eye donation and just yesterday she was able to sit without ripping the 69 stitches that were given to her anus.
-oh so pretty good i guess

by ricky_pro June 20, 2008

ranks

Thank you, using a scooby-doo pronunciation.

Ranks! I've been needing a new sweater

by Wane January 17, 2008

Throw to the onion rings

When you want to say "fuck that shit", you just "throw to the onion rings".

1. I don't like miley cryus, throw to the onion rings

2. I don't like justin beber because his voice look like idiot, throw to the onion rings

3. I don't like hannah montana because this is suck and that for children, throw to the onion rings

4. I don't like celebrity picture in this site, throw to onion rings that picture

5. i don't like something like negative to katie o'brien, throw to onion ring of their negative behavior

6. I don't like to find the new face look like, throw to onion ring their faces

7. I don't like that fucking hannah montana movie, throw to onion ring for that

8. Finally, I don't like when find another boyfriend again and again, throw to onion ring for that

9. One more thing, I don't like peyton manning's face, throw to onion ring

PS: I was think if i could tried something new coming, I need to pay attention. This is my pro and con what I feeling like which one is better good face and memory. Check it out

-Matthew Lee

by PeytonManning'sFaceIdiot February 7, 2010