The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.
Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!
by Midnight Noon July 12, 2012

When you die, the animal or object that kills you, you rebirth in to that thing. May you cherish the life you have now because you might become a dlido.
If I was to die to a boar I would become a boar in my next life. Previous Return the return of what finished you off.
by The white goblin May 28, 2024

by Xoxodevilish July 1, 2021

by Eldwin March 14, 2004

when its 3am on a school night and your contemplating whether going to bed and getting 4-5 hours of sleep or just pulling a all nighter
by kieralovedanny August 13, 2025

by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
