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Purse of no return

The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.
Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!
by Midnight Noon July 12, 2012
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Previous Return

When you die, the animal or object that kills you, you rebirth in to that thing. May you cherish the life you have now because you might become a dlido.
If I was to die to a boar I would become a boar in my next life. Previous Return the return of what finished you off.
by The white goblin May 28, 2024
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Return pile

I gave her a return pile last night
by Xoxodevilish July 1, 2021
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Return eX

Former dark lord of another dimension. Return eX became a mysterious neutral ninja of the shadows.
Your explanation was as clear as Return eX
by Eldwin March 14, 2004
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No Return O'Clock

when its 3am on a school night and your contemplating whether going to bed and getting 4-5 hours of sleep or just pulling a all nighter
jacob: im so tired
ed: why?
jacob: i pulled a all nighter it was No Return O'Clock
by kieralovedanny August 13, 2025
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The War returns

Frogtaints Centepies and Rats
by DeanA4 April 9, 2025
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Return of Zod

Hym "YOOOO! RETURN OF ZOD! LET'S GO!!"
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
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