Purse of no return

The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.

Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!

by Midnight Noon July 12, 2012

Previous Return

When you die, the animal or object that kills you, you rebirth in to that thing. May you cherish the life you have now because you might become a dlido.

If I was to die to a boar I would become a boar in my next life. Previous Return the return of what finished you off.

by The white goblin May 28, 2024

Return pile

When you poop into someone’s bum

I gave her a return pile last night

by Xoxodevilish July 1, 2021

Return eX

Former dark lord of another dimension. Return eX became a mysterious neutral ninja of the shadows.

Your explanation was as clear as Return eX

by Eldwin March 14, 2004

No Return O'Clock

when its 3am on a school night and your contemplating whether going to bed and getting 4-5 hours of sleep or just pulling a all nighter

jacob: im so tired
ed: why?
jacob: i pulled a all nighter it was No Return O'Clock

by kieralovedanny August 13, 2025

The War returns

Frogtaints Centepies and Rats

The War returns

by DeanA4 April 9, 2025

Return of Zod

LET'S GO! GREATEST DCEU VILLAIN!!!!

Hym "YOOOO! RETURN OF ZOD! LET'S GO!!"

by Hym Iam April 27, 2023