Pregnant orange

The part of an orange that looks like it has another orange growing at the top of it

Wow Timmy this sure is a big pregnant orange
Wow do you mean that top of the orange right there

Yes I do

by Kellerimkeller,sydneykeller... December 13, 2016

pregnant pillow

A mental pillow for pregnant lasses with back pain. Come home after a long day lumpin’ their hump around, straight into the clutches of the pregnant pillow to alleviate the stress caused by that touchy feely colleague in estates.

‘Fuckin’ Jerry tried to give me a massage again today, I can’t wait to get home to my pregnant pillow’

by Mr pregnant pillow December 1, 2017

pregnant

The best and worse experience of your life

Damn that mother fucking cute ass nigga got me pregnant!!!1

by 1232345544 November 30, 2017

pregnant

When on the greatest showman Hugh jackman touched Michelle and she gets pregnant

Hugh: Let’s have KIDSSS!!!
Hugh: (TOUCHES HER STOMATCH AND GETS HER PREGNANT!!!!!)

(WHY CANT ZAC EFRON OR HUGH JACKMAN OR ONE OFF THE DOLAN TWINS DO THIS TO ME THO LIKE WHY!!!!!)

by _ZacxBoo_ On Instagram Add Mr May 26, 2018

Pregnant

When a phone autocorrects Pringles

Real text: "I will go grab some Pringles"
Autocorrect: "I will go grab some pregnant"

by Dray’s Dictionary February 16, 2019

Pregnant Lady’s Hot Toddy

One third filtered water, two thirds vanilla flax milk, in the microwave for a minute forty-three

“Baby can you make me a Pregnant Lady’s Hot Toddy.”

by astrowashere February 19, 2019

Pregnant orphan

a fat pregnant with lots of dandruff

jada was a stupid pregnant orphan

by Lolgog March 18, 2019