When one is in a "touching cloth" situation,there is no alternative but to "park one's lunch" ie: go for a shit.
"I'm off to the bogs to park my lunch!"
by Darran Pritchard October 20, 2003
Get the parking your lunch mug.Driving through connected parking lots to avoid traffic or otherwise the hassle of driving on the proper roadway.
I was able to get from Walmart to Gamestop in no time, despite rush hour traffic with the help of a little parking lot surfing.
by mechafroggie June 20, 2008
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Coworker 1: Hey look, our IT Security Director is Parkin Out!
Coworker2: Yeah, he does that every afternoon, mostly during his vulnerability scans.
Coworker3: Not again! I've been waiting for his Sophos report all week!
Coworker2: Yeah, he does that every afternoon, mostly during his vulnerability scans.
Coworker3: Not again! I've been waiting for his Sophos report all week!
by PixieRose April 2, 2009
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1.) To wander aimlessly searching for a social group to merge with often attributed to clingy people.
2.) To join a group when one or more is watching a video or playing a game
1.) To wander aimlessly searching for a social group to merge with often attributed to clingy people.
2.) To join a group when one or more is watching a video or playing a game
"Dude will you stop breathing down my neck you're Peroing again."
"Dammit Jon joined our Minecraft game again he's always Peroing."
"Dammit Jon joined our Minecraft game again he's always Peroing."
by The Cold Hard Truth... Ladies January 22, 2013
Get the Peroing mug.Person who circles around a parking lot in their vehicle looking and waiting for anyone that is getting into their vehicle to leave so the "vulture" may immediately take the spot. This is usually done because the "vulture" is too lazy to take a spot further away from the entrance. Universities and large chain stores are usually full of parking lot vultures much like a desert is full of actual vultures.
Person 1: I was dropping some things off in my car this morning after I went to the gym and someone was stopped right behind me. Then they peeled out after they saw that I was just dropping things off to my car.
Person 2: Sounds like you were almost a classic victim to a Parking Lot Vulture.
Person 1: Those people are dicks.
Person 2. Yes. Yes they are.
Person 2: Sounds like you were almost a classic victim to a Parking Lot Vulture.
Person 1: Those people are dicks.
Person 2. Yes. Yes they are.
by WhattheChuck April 17, 2013
Get the Parking Lot Vulture mug.A creature with an unnaturally small and crooked phallous. Often found in the over-grown red bushes of North London, Burke-Perrin's are very protective of their nature. They bond very well with snakes and dutch people. The Burke-Perrin's sense of smell is extraordinary, it can sense danger from a mile away. Unfortunately however, it cannot establish what a stranger female's sexual preference is. Its mating call sounds like a black man who has gone without chicken for five years.
Dude no.1: Did you see that mammal at Punk last night, it looked like the love child of Dylan Moran and that bloke from Amelie
Dude no.2: Oh yeah dude, it was such a Burke-Perrin
Dude no.2: Oh yeah dude, it was such a Burke-Perrin
by Andre Villas-BoASSASSASSASSASS September 4, 2012
Get the Burke-Perrin mug.A under educated low life woman who works at airport exit parking booths flirting with customers in hopes of landing someone who has money. These women are busy hiding in booths flirting and busy giving hand jobs and blows jobs to co-workers. These women also hide in quiet spots in company vehicles doing dirty things with coworkers. These women prey on new employees, young and men in the professional fields hoping they can get rich! They are bored in the booths so any man exiting parking lots are easy prey. Beware of these women or you may never have peace in your life again!
by Airport Parking Whore December 18, 2017
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