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Farting forcefully with tremendous gusto and lashings of self confidence only to follow through with an unexpected aqueous emission.
"Have you got a spare pair of shorts I could borrow...only I think I drew mud with that one"
by Darran Pritchard October 17, 2003

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When one is in a "touching cloth" situation,there is no alternative but to "park one's lunch" ie: go for a shit.
"I'm off to the bogs to park my lunch!"
by Darran Pritchard October 20, 2003

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When one binds ones "cheese" in fabric,thus leaving the woven imprint upon the "ripe old cheshire"!
"i'm touching cloth, you'd better cut yourself a slice off this...go on...there's plenty."
by Darran Pritchard October 17, 2003

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