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Jesse Perring 

The equivalent of Chuck Norris to the e-world of League of Legends

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The Saga of Jesse Perring

- When Jesse Perring enters a game, the Baron ragequits.
- Items in the shop pay Jesse Perring to be used.
- Jesse Perring's ELO is longer than pi.
- When Jesse Perring gets in range, turrets target themselves.
- When Jesse Perring uses Karthus's ultimate, several people in Asia die.
- When Blitzcrank uses Rocket Grab, he is pulled to Jesse Perring.
- Jesse Perring plays League of Legends with the monitor off.
- Guardian Angel armor is really Cloth Armor that Jesse Perring has touched.
- Jesse Perring uses Ashe's Frost Arrow to hit opponents in next week's game.
- Jesse Perring has gotten a dodecakill in a one-on-one game.

- Jesse Perring has kissed Skribbles on the mouth...with tongue...really...

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1. Can i join Jesseperringfanclub right now?

2. Sign my mousepad jesse perring!

3. I would shit myself if i saw jesse perring.

4. HOLY SHIT, IT'S JESSE PERRING!!! *explosive diarrhea*
Related Words

Perving Around 

a creepy person who hangs around you in a public location, generally breathing a tad too hard and looks unclean.
Tiffney: Who's that guy perving around over there?
Emily: Oh, that's just Paul.
Perving Around by emilybadass September 28, 2005
1. staring with sexual intent.
2. intoxicated.

perping out 

Verb. Derived from perping.
To become all-consumed with perping. To get into a state where perping is all you can think of or do.
Goddamn, Liza's got on some hotpants! I'm perping her ass, oh shit, I'm perping out!
perping out by El Duce October 6, 2004

perringraph 

Perringraph: noun
Paragraphs characterised by continuous, non-stop flow of words that lack pauses, breaks or punctuation.
She won't stop talking, it's like she's speaking in perringraphs.
perringraph by doopitydooda July 12, 2021
awkwardly straddling the line between being flirty and being creepy
she was really perving it to him last night.

being just flirty enough to make someone comfortable, and then whipping out a little creep to keep them on their toes. if they're a perv too, it'll work out. if not, it was never meant to be.
perving by jessie martinson July 5, 2005