pedocookie: Pedocookies are used to lure children into white vans. similar to the candy trick but its better ;). They were taught to avoid white van, creepy man with candy combo! not white van, creepy man with pedocookie.
1. Timmy nibbled on his pedocookie happily as he was dragged into the van.
2. I offered Brittany a pedocookie while coaxing her foolish self into the van.
2. I offered Brittany a pedocookie while coaxing her foolish self into the van.
by sillymunky December 22, 2008
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A pedophile who fails to such an extreme that he is caught by Chris Hansen on his Dateline series "To Catch A Predator".
Pedofailure: "Are you like her dad? Man it's not what you think!"
Chris Hansen: "No, I'm Chris Hansen and you're on Dateline NBC"
Pedofailure: "Oh crap..."
Chris Hansen: "No, I'm Chris Hansen and you're on Dateline NBC"
Pedofailure: "Oh crap..."
by dangnabbitjustworkdamnit May 30, 2009
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2. A person exploring but not yet fully committed as a foot fetishist.
3. A odd or unsightly pedicure.
2. A person exploring but not yet fully committed as a foot fetishist.
3. A odd or unsightly pedicure.
The pedocurious minister's favorite scripture was from Romans 10:15 - "How beautiful are the feet of those who bring good news!"
by Cuntoleezza Rice January 4, 2007
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by ShoTown October 25, 2004
Get the Pedocat mug.A pedodater is a person who willingly dates a pedophile. Pedodaters are often desperate or are somewhat messed up.
Ben: So Sean, I heard you made out with someone in the park.
Sean: Yeah, a 34 year old person
Ben: But... you're 17
Sean: So?
Ben: Dude, you're a pedodater
Sean: Yeah, a 34 year old person
Ben: But... you're 17
Sean: So?
Ben: Dude, you're a pedodater
by Voraka June 13, 2009
Get the PedoDater mug.PedoBear -drives van down road, parks, gets out, grabs loli, get's back in van, drives off to a different location-
Loli -Kicking a screming-
Pedobear -raep raep raep!!! secks secks secks!!! Buttsecks Buttsecks-
Loli; Got pwnd.
Loli -Kicking a screming-
Pedobear -raep raep raep!!! secks secks secks!!! Buttsecks Buttsecks-
Loli; Got pwnd.
by Vulpix. October 17, 2008
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