bald headed perverted teacher

a bald headed teacher that stares at girls creepily and checks them out and theres like a 20 year age difference he's also obsessed with being in your personal space when he comes over to your table and his breath stinks sometimes i die when i smell it

girl 1: did you hear about the bald headed perverted teacher was checking that girl out

girl 2: yeah, he's gonna get fired ☺

by a random person that exists October 15, 2019

The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.

The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.

by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015

a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn

idk

Hey daddy, can i look at porn online at your computer pls i want fuck people real hard online :) Im a a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn

by __________E____________ August 11, 2018

Non-binary Pervert

The worst type of pervert.

A different type of pervert from a girl pervert or boy pervert. This type of pervert lurks and watches.

I'm such a Non-binary Pervert, all i do is doomstroll on twitter and read ao3.

by pinkperson26 November 4, 2025

Sherbert the Pervert

Sherbert the Pervert, or "Pee Wee Sherman" is the first introduced comedic relief character in the Deejame Cinematic Universe (DCU) who uses her witty random humor to be a meta-commentary on queer, race, and cripple baiting. She is Deejame (Ohio Man)'s cousin, and she looks like Kevin Leonardo's mom.

James Demery White (Ohio Man): "Hey Sherb the Perv"

Sherbert the Pervert: "I am the wildlife. Nigger. I hate black people. Faggot." etc.

by PsychoArmor April 15, 2024

PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT

Simply put a word or phrase in the ENTIRE EXHAUSTIVE usage that can be subverted and/or perverted.

Testimony to as never hurts.
Definition of subvert
transitive verb. MERIAM WEBSTER CREDIT

1: to overturn or overthrow from the foundation : RUIN, DESTROY
2: to pervert or corrupt by an undermining of morals, allegiance, or faith.

The telling me and " CAN YOU HEAR THEM, TALKING ABOUT YOU" as by away from you "G0SSIP is happening and you can find them fast as just say GO PISS as everybody around you who are indulgent on the GOGO TOLK (interpretation) have had been SUBVERTED into the PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT as an amazing VERBAL EVENT.

Is it so bad to stop the DESTROY by using PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT and hit the STY RODE on the PYRONES farm between SPAIN AND FRANCE and truly study the ODOR that emanates from there.

by DISTRAUGHT May 13, 2022

Pervert

A type of person that is attracted to genitals of another person/drawing.

You know that lyingcorn? He's such a pervert

by Lyingcorn June 23, 2020