Fat nonce

Thomas Davis Is a fat nonce

That kid Thomas is a fat nonce

by Mikeford November 01, 2021

Smelly nonce

A person with a bad odour who is also a nonce rouge

What a smelly nonce he is

by GuessLol August 04, 2018

word nonce

someone who thinks theyre proper clever cause they no the difference between spelling words.

'it's spelt *too* not *to*'
'WHO CARES! what are you some kind of word nonce?'

by Busby F. Humblebee May 18, 2020

nonce bo

a doom fan, or just in general, a demon nonce.

"tombo 10-16-18 is quite the nonce bo!"

by yddimsttam August 20, 2021

Dog nonce

A person who would loves to molest dogs infront of schools. Often while staring deadeyed at the smallest on the playground

Micheal went home and nonced a dog, he is a dog nonce

by Practicaldickhead December 23, 2019

nonce jockey

A person whom likes to ride pedos for the thrill of it

two friends are playing a game of S.K.A.T.E, one friend does a trick the other can't, the other friend responds by calling him a nonce jockey.

by polarco September 26, 2019

Reverse Noncing

When you, as a younger man/woman/whatever, groom an elder gentleman/gentlewoman/gentlewhatever into pursuing yourself despite their moral objections. Hence turning them into a nonce.

Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Lewis?

Person 2: Ali, through reverse noncing, got him into bed
Person 1: No fucking way, Lewis is like 10 years older than him and not into younger men.

by PowerhouseUnicorn October 28, 2019