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Moptoad

To hop around like a toad while mopping.
I moptoaded my whole house in 20 minutes.
by trbotaxi November 19, 2009
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Butt Monitor

Wow, that butt monitor was really hard on us last night.
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Mopsticked

13 reasons why. Season 2. Episode 13.
Bro literally got mopsticked in the bathroom by some delinquents.
by Kennynba June 8, 2018
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moitard

u fucking moitard
by Soadina September 29, 2003
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mopipotamus

noun., a person who sulks, mopes, and takes on an antisocial affect due to some situation that they themselves created.
George couldn't work on that one project because he had another one he had to finish first so he spent the day as a mopipotamus.
by stageguy March 12, 2011
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KEYSTROKE MONITOR

Definition 1: Stroking your girlfriend or wife's bottom gently with or without clothes on to send her to sleep so she stops talking. Then you look and monitor to see if its working.

Definition 2: Something IT and security guys/girls, neighbors, google, yahoo, MS and others do to either:

To check what your up to and use it against you at some point OR use it in a positive way for password recognition patterns to protect you.

Sometimes a keyboard dongle may be unobtrusively inserted between the keyboard and computer to capture all keystrokes including power-on passwords or sometimes they do this by the back-door method via email text or an image, video or CD gift. Phreaking can now also capture keystrokes from text.
Definition 1: She's talking too much and I've had a hard day at the office so I think I'll use my "keystroke monitor" tactic to shut her up for 5 minutes.

Definition 2: The telecommunications guy should have worked for NEWS OF THE WORLD to invoke KEYSTROKE MONITORING on my computer. Gosh he gave me a CD and often sends me videos or tells me to check out a link. Sneaky sneaky!
by THE ENHANCED July 11, 2011
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momitis

Momitis (Mom-Itis) is a very common disease for mothers. It entails moms thinking that their children are the best in the world. It often involves over-complimenting. It can involve comparing the work of a child to a superstar. This can include comparing a child's music to a Grammy winning artist or writing to a Pulitzer prize author.
Mom: Steven, that song you wrote is as good as Hey Jude.

Steven: Um, no it isn't...you have a case of momitis.
by fizzeh December 22, 2008
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