Mopit 

Mopit stands for Morbidly Obese Person In Training. Generally a child being raised by obese parents who don't make good decisions for their children. Someone who is fat and on their way to being morbidly obese.

The mopit has fallen and their mop parents cant reach down to help them up.

Mopit by Twolizard October 21, 2011

mlpitb 

"My Little Puddle in the Bed": When texted, an intimate erotic endearment, eclipsing the historic 'Ma Petite Chou-Fleur", (my little cauliflower,) and leaving the fabled Frenchman distinctly in second place

"Who's mlpitb?" he asked.
With trembling fingers, she barely replied "I'm ylpitb"

mlpitb by Monkey's Dad November 21, 2022

mopstick 

A thirty round magazine for a semi automatic handgun

We bringing them mopsticks out to shoot up they block!

mopstick by Dontel21 March 30, 2016

Moitism 

Originating from Hyderabad where they make good biryani. A young moit who looked like Shahrukh Khan used to nut on the biryani before it was served as his father could not afford salad cream. He would then tell the customers that it was the best salad cream in the world and could be used as steroids. People would not believe his outrageous and fabricated lies

Did he just say he banged Sam the Man?His moitism is going way too far!!!

Moitism by Chungus fungus December 26, 2018

mojito diablo 

Rhum drink I created while working at the Fontainebleau in South Beach, Miami. To make one at home...
1 1/2 white tequila, 1/2 creme de cassis, 2 lime wedges, 12 fresh mint leaves, 3-6 oz 7-Up soda, 1 tbsp brown sugar.
Muddle sugar, mint and squeezed lime wedges in mixing tin until mixture smells like spearmint gum. Fill with ice, add tequila and cassis, shake until the tin is icey to the touch. Pour into a collins glass, top with 7-up and garnish with a sugarcane stick and fresh mint.

"Man, there are no manly cocktails out there."
"Sure there are. My Spiritual Advisor makes an awesome Mojito Diablo."

mojito diablo by vegasrew April 26, 2007

monitor vagina 

1. The space between monitors that exposes light when using a dual or triple monitor setup.
2. The gaping hole or crack between two monitors. If the dual monitor setup has monitors from multiple manufacturers, the vagina tends to be extremely wide (large).

1. "Wow Steve, you have a wide monitor vagina!"
2. "I like the electrical tape covering your monitor vagina!"
3. "Your monitor vagina just queefed!"
3. "Let me diddle your monitor vagina!"

monitor vagina by banger2o4 January 15, 2010

Mohit 

The Literal meaning of the word is " to commadeer ones heart " it is an amalgamation of 2 words of sanskrit Moh and Hit where, Moh is feeling of great affection and Hit stands for the heart, it has many inferences drawn.

since it is Hindi
Ussne uss ladki ko apne aacharan se mohit kar liya

Mohit by Mohit_V June 28, 2016