mastolingus

sucking the breasts of a girl or woman as a form of foreplay.

Mastolingus would titillate a girl.

by uttam maharjan September 12, 2010

Mastogasm

The act of two people (prefersbly male). One male in the doggy style position with and erect penis, and another male with and erect penis to insert his penis into the others anus thrusing in and out. The male receiving the penis now has to finger the givers anus. The male giving it has to masturbate the others penis.

Scott & Tom you guys have to have mastogasm!

by clit123 August 1, 2012

Milton Mum

Lorne Jane wearing type A personality, Land Rover driving, opinionated mother of a child at Milton Public School. Usually flouncing around at the front gate expressing their inflated self worth and opinions and spreader of malicious gossip.

She's such a control freakish bitch .... such a Milton Mum

by notTrent900 December 13, 2014

Miftode

To be a complete fuck up at your own job.

Jonny is a total miftode

by Pooochala July 25, 2016

East Milton

Milton is a small town in Massachusetts. It's divided into two sides: East and West. Middle school boys are constantly arguing over whether "East is beast" or "West is best".

You'll find your stereotypical nice homes and families in East Milton. West Milton residents often call East Milton residents snobby but thats not completely true. Emil, just another slang term for East Milton, is filled with complete studs and the easiest girls. Because none of these people have ever heard of a house party, they hit up the Woods. As usual the cops show up and some of them get arrested, but this doesn't stop them. They're also known for the dumbest slang in all of Massachusetts. Overall, they know how to party but a ton of them are dumb as bricks.

Dude 1: "Yo, man, today Chad got blown by Stacy and Lindsay in the bathroom"
Dude 2: "Haha, anyways you coming to the woods tonight?"
Dude 1: "Totally dude, this is East Milton! What else would we do on a Friday night?"

by ihatehairlesscatz April 27, 2017

Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

n. Yet another name for Mary Jane.

Steve: I'm tired of all these pathetic slang terms for marijuana.
Randy: Okay, then let's make our own!
Steve: Dude, that's brilliant! Any ideas?
Randy: Hmmm... How 'bout Magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
Steve: You see, that's why you're the smart one!

by The Raging Bull May 26, 2005

Mistoke

Another form of the word mistake. Why would you mistaken something when you can mistoke it? Mistoke is the most common way for stoners/retards to say mistaken.

Unless I mistoke Bret to be Brett, but whatever.

by Jew baggle September 14, 2010