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Mango Mexicano 

A sex move whereby a man takes a shot of tequila, hits a mango flavored vape, and blows the cloud into a woman's vagina, which the woman will promptly queef out into the man's mouth so that he may take a second hit.
I'm gonna head to the store to pick up some juul pods and a bottle of tequila; I'm gonna give my girl a mango mexicano tonight!
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Mango Stiffy 

Refers to the boner of an Asian male: mango because it is yellow, stiffy meaning erect penis. Select promiscuous females may even tell you that the renowned mango stiffy truly tastes like mango. It is paramount to fully embrace the oncome of the mango stiffy.
Bob: Why do so many girls like that Asian kid?

Juan: Idk man, but I've overheard the girls over there talking about "mango stiffy?" Don't know what that's supposed to mean...

Pung Tang (Asian Kid): HOES LOVE THE MANGO STIFFY 8==D
Mango Stiffy by spicychicken95 October 24, 2017

mango smoothie 

when someone mixes pee and cum together.
"dude, last night was so intense! i gave her a huge mango smoothie."

Mango hanger 

One who when performing oral sex on a man focusses stimulation exclusively to the tip (mango) of the penis and pays no attention to the shaft.
Situation: just had oral sex, man starts complaining- "god you're such a mango hanger! Take some more in your mouth!"
Mango hanger by BexxoRobbo March 12, 2010

Mango Pods 

yummy yummy in my tummy
bro im blazing gimme another one of them mango pods
Mango Pods by cladymore74 April 30, 2019

Mango Shaved Ice 

When you trick another person eating mango shaved ice that "mango shaved ice" has some sort of disgusting sexual connotation much like "strawberry shortcake" does, causing them to immediately stop.
Person A: Dude, are you aware that mango shaved ice is a sexual technique? It's even worse than strawberry shortcake! BEWARE OF THESE CONVOLUTED FOOD ITEMS.

Person B (Eating mango shaved ice): OMFGWTFBBQ *SPITS OUT EVERYTHING HE OR SHE IS EATING.*
Person A: :D
Mango Shaved Ice by RRondo April 4, 2010

Mango Butter 

Mango Butter in the moisture that builds up between the bottom of your hairy beanbag and the edge of your rusty sheriffs badge.
Norm bent over the licked the spot between Marks ass and his bag, looked in his eyes and said mmmmmmmm......., thats good mango butter
Mango Butter by Dave Robbins October 4, 2005