Red Mango

To have vaginal sexual intercourse with a young Asian lady. The term directly implies that the young lady will be a TAB meaning that she is stuck up enough to enjoy Red Mango (a chain of frozen yogurt shops populated by many people including TABs in the Los Angeles vicinity) frozen yogurt almost daily. Thus the young lady may offer vaginal intercourse in a way that equates it to eating frozen yogurt.

This girl I was IMing was totally into me so she offered me some red mango so she came to my dorm and we had fun all day!

This bitch was teasing me all night but she finally gave me some red mango and I went home happy.

by Factor Guy May 30, 2008

Cut a mango

A homosexual ritual performed between two adult men...

I'm off to cut a mango with Frank...

by The Professor of lovers November 30, 2010

mango catcher

A pocketbook that is so large you can catch mangos with it.

Girl1 - Hey how do you like my new pocketbook. I got it on sale.

Girl2 - Damn girl, that thing's a mango catcher.

by Jackpipe February 15, 2014

mango surprise

Having someone fall fast asleep then surprising them in the morning with a mango in their anus

Chris fell asleep at Derek's house and was delighted by the mango surprise Derek had given him

by The mango bandit July 18, 2015

Mango Rubicon

One of the best soft drinks available in the UK, with a fruity and refreshing mango flavour. Tastes peng when high

Coke? Mah mate, get me on some of that mango Rubicon

by dave1234567890grandma August 29, 2016

fuzzy mango

fuzzy mango is the layer under fat which is covered in a thick layer fuzzy hairs.

As i spread her legs , a fuzzy mango was revealed right in front of my very eyes . I was frightened.

by lamassmokingcigarettes October 28, 2016

UNRIPE MANGO

Being stabbed in the ass while upside-down.

"That definitely Was a Unripe mango."-KQB Streamer

by Akidwithonehand November 7, 2019