Davy Jones Locker Knocker

Having sex on a boat a plane is mile high club, Davy Jones locker knocker is for boats

Yeah they’re a thing now, my buddy gave her the Davy Jones locker knocker.

by Tartarus May 23, 2022

anal lickers

gay as shit people who lick anals because they are gay and fucking loooooove it

Hey whats up anal lickers (gay as shit people)
Not much just getting ready to lick some anals because i am a fag

by penis toucher August 1, 2014

locker bully

Someone who bothers a person at school, when they're using their locker. More a less, they're bullying the locker rather than the person. The locker bully isn't being serious, it's funny because in who really bullies people these days?

A locker bully may:

- Hide until a person opens their locker door, slam the door, and lock it.

- Mess with the stuff in the locker (eg. mirror, memo pad)

- If you know the person pre-sets the locker, turning it so you open it.

- Wearing any article of clothing in the locker.

- Running immediatly after doing whatever and saying the phrase "LOCKER BULLIES RULE"

I'm a true locker bully, I went to her locker, slammed it when she opened it, and got her to suck my dick with consent, even though she really didn't want to.

by Ballantine December 18, 2007

locker ready

Used to describe a new young male actor or musician whose natural good looks are cute enough that his picture will soon be found on the inside locker of teenage school girls everywhere.

"That dreamy Jim Sturgess guy from 'Across the Universe' is so locker ready."

by Cheryl Serio January 4, 2008

Tard Locker

This is a synonym for the handicap stall in a bathroom. Can be for a male or female bathroom.

I love spreading out in the tard locker. It's spacious and if I get in trouble it has the handlebars there to keep me upright.

by MrTouchdown October 1, 2010

Pig Lickers

From Famous Dave’s (a barbecue restaurant chain in the Midwest) comes PIG LICKERS – a strip of Nueskes, apple-smoked bacon dipped in dark chocolate, sprinkled with sea salt and served chilled.

Your brow may furrow but the crisp, smoky-sweetness and the fatty mouth feel of Pig Lickers - is not just good but “foodgasmic“.

by ChristopherPistopher May 12, 2011

Fart Locker

Same as - Dutch Oven. The act of trapping your mate under sheets, blankets or comfortor after farting in them.

I trapped my wife in the fart locker while she gave me a blow job.

by Caliman April 23, 2003