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Lobster Pot

The dried result of scraping a single-celled green algae off of the shells of lobsters, which is then rolled and smoked or smoked from a pipe. Highly Illegal and prosecuted.
Stoner: Hey you have any of that lobster pot?
Fisherman: Shhh man, you're gonne get me busted for dealing.
by TokenToker December 7, 2009
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lobsterback

Term used by American colonists used to mock british soldiers.

Unlike the term lobster, which refers to the british soldiers' bright red uniforms, "lobsterback" refers to the scars on the soldiers' backs. Whipping or flogging was common in the british army, and used for pretty much any diciplinary problems. Almost all Bristish troops had scars from numerous lashings.
Patriot: Nice scars, lobsterback.
British Soldier: Go to hell.
by SirGangstalot January 21, 2006
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Lobstor

Not to be confused with Lobster. Lobstor is an omnipresent being that will take over the world as it's supreme overlord. Lobstor is equipped with a fully automatic vasectomiser which is part of the plan to rule the world. All hail LOBSTOR.
"ALL WILL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF LOBSTOR!!!!"
"Lobstor will vasectomise all"
"Present your balls to Lobstor"
by Chris/Dean April 2, 2008
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Lobster Punch

The art of punching a handful of raw seafood into the partner's vagina, and then later slurping it out with your tongue.
Matt gave his best friend's girlfriend a good Lobster Punch last night.
by Piss Monkey February 2, 2009
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She's your Lobster

From the sitcom Friends.
Phoebe talking complete nonsense, exclaiming that Rachel is Ross' lobster and their suppose to grow old together.
nicole trying to use the 'she's your lobster line on me'
nicole: you're my lobster
me: WTF?
nicole: you know, off friends?
me: uhh no...
nicole: =/
me: owned!
by i'm licking your windows March 15, 2009
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lobster bomb

The phrase that is often times shouted at random moments by the highly inebriated.
"Lobster Bomb!!!!" -Nick shouted while slouched in a lawn chair with a coconut drink in hand.
by Kendall Nelson May 27, 2008
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Lobster Toss

The act of throwing the body of a prostitute (or sexual partner who owes you money) into a body of water larger than a river (i.e. lake, sea, ocean) after having killed them through means involving a tire iron, crowbar, or the like.

Note: If the body of water is smaller than a river (i.e. pond, gully, toilet) it is known as a Crab Spin. Not to be confused with Tail Spin, a popular animated television program about several talking animals on drugs.
Steven Tyler: Man, this is the worst day ever.
Aerosmith Fan: What is it Steven, anything I can help with?
Steven Tyler: I just fucked some ho and afterwards I killed her with a carbon rod.
Aerosmith Fan: I think I might be willing to perform a little lobster toss, if you'd like.
Steven Tyler: I truly am the greatest person ever. Also, by the time you get home, you may want to lobster toss your daughter.
Aerosmith Fan: I hate your music. Especially Living On The Edge. And I'll fucking kill you.
by SadCoincidence September 19, 2008
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