by Tortoise84 January 20, 2021
A legal term for someone who is charged with committing an act of vandaliam on or inside the womb of a human or animal. This also includes the sadistic hobbie of crawling up inside a womb and setting fireworks off. As seen in the infamous case of Mr N Demp-C in 1902. Womb Vandalism is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.3 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.
In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Womb Vandalism, how do you plead?
Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
by wuddawhist March 15, 2012
when a man finishes having sex with a woman and realizes that he has something attached to his manhood that was left by a previous caller.
After having sex with a prostitute Adam realized he had broomed the womb because there was a used condom from a previous client attached to his manhood!
by Superknox1andonly December 23, 2014
The sexual acronym stands for Washing Out My Buttcrack and is used when your partner is boutta go down on you and for once you feel generous enough to wash it so she doesnt get a dinkleberry on her lip
Person 1:”Ay bro why the fuck you takin so long in the bathroom?!”
Person 2:”Fuck you dogg im in here wombing it!”
Person 1:”Thats fuckin right fool,RESPECT!”
Person 2:”Fuck you dogg im in here wombing it!”
Person 1:”Thats fuckin right fool,RESPECT!”
by Tinwaysthedisgrace May 18, 2022
A large/long penis capable of reaching the corners of a womans vagina no man has come close to before.
On seeing a good looking girl a guy says to his friend "I wouldn't mind giving her a spring clean with my womb duster."
by gotgcoalman November 19, 2014
An ass hole man that lies to their girlfriends on the pretense of their parents accepting their union and marriage, if they have a child. However after the girlfriends's 8th month they run away to never be seen.
Person 1: Did you hear Mark told lies of possible marriage accepted by parents if they have a child, to like 10 woman. He ran away every time on each of their 8th month.
Person 2: That's horrible. Mark is a womb abuser.
Person 2: That's horrible. Mark is a womb abuser.
by MST3K I like December 25, 2020
To rape a fertile matured female before the man is done maturing, thus implanting a deformed fetus in her womb. Or to break a gun made by a professional Bragg maker.
Mr. Ruffalo raped a matured girl before his semen was ready because he was 9 and now her womb is Ruffaload with a deformed baby that has to be removed from her with tongs and Disney World will attack because they don't know that she had 2 Different impregnaters in one day. One had good semen and gave her 2 healthy babies. He also Ruffaload her gun so the poor girl couldn't defend herself from transexuals, either. But in the end, Mr. Ruffalo got illegally savaged on an Egyptian pyramid so everybody feels sad for him even though he really knew how to Ruffalo a womb.
by Paradamno September 29, 2021