Havana omlette

when you have held in shit so long when you finally release it, it ejects out of your ass so fast it turns into a shit omlette.

Brock had not shat in many days so when he finally did a havana omlette ripped out of his asshole and exploded into the seat.

by speedoboy & elm street August 4, 2008

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Havana Hairball

a sex act where after you cum in the chicks mouth, you shave your pubes into her mouth and force her to swallow. she will choke it back up like a hair ball.

its from havana because cubans are hairier and make for better hairballs

"Dude, i gave her a havana hairball and when she choked it up it hit me in the chest!"

by whatsupdude13 February 15, 2009

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harvard hotdog

before recieving oral pleasures, a man draws, with a black marker, a pair of studious glasses and various math equations on his jack johnson to surprise the pleasure giver.

so did you get your d wet last night?

no...

what? why not? i thought you had it all set up?

i pulled the old harvard hotdog.

classic!

by samuel bissell March 21, 2009

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Harland

Someone that owns a Garry's Mod community and preys on young gullible children (usually 15 year old females, sometimes male) then proceeds to make them gag themselves with their panties.

Oh, man! Did you hear the news? That guy is a real Harland.

by crime stopper November 24, 2020

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